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paulblartpeepee 

paulblartpeepee is good for daddy penis
dude your paulblartpeepee is so big i think big daddy paul blart will be pleased.
paulblartpeepee by FatPenis69 December 14, 2019

pallbearer 

One who takes part in a sexual act in which the woman is suspended with her chest facing upward as she is aroused by 4 men at once. The image created is like that of pallbearers in a funeral holding the body of a deceased human, but without a casket.

Variations include the "no-hander" which is the same procedure minus the use of hands to hold the body and only leaving the males' genitalia to support the weight of the woman.

The act a pallbearer takes part in is classified in the "wellered" branch of sexual behavior.

In 2010, the act was featured in Playboy's "25 Raunchiest Positions".
Nate got to play the role of pallbearer in Ms. W's most recent sexcapade. Lucky bastard!

Paulberger

Someone who goes offline when a specific person is typing.
A: Hey I saw you’re online. I have a question about Math.

B: *goes offline*

A: You’re such a Paulberger!
Paulberger by xenia.is.awesome January 28, 2022

the pallbearer 

the worst movie ever ever made! I love Gweneth Paltrow, but...this was definatly the worst thing she could EVER do to her career. And that HORRIBLE guy, you know...Ross from "friends"...yeah, he's in it (so its already a bad movie) IT SUCKS! The ending, it is the worst "Come on Tom Tomson..." "Ok", then he pulls the moving van dorr down. WHAT? This movie should be banned.....it is the worst fucking movie ever made!!!
this movie is as bad as The Pallbearer
the pallbearer by i love ewan March 16, 2004

pallbearer 

After you have sex with a dead person, you poop in the mouth.
Yo...my uncle got a pallbearer from my aunt after the funeral.
pallbearer by Grande Nuts January 21, 2008

paulberto 

The man the myth the piceeeee he's a legend among frolfers
*throws an absolute dime* Dude you just paulbertoed that
paulberto by Jamminjazzy July 25, 2017