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pallbearer 

One who takes part in a sexual act in which the woman is suspended with her chest facing upward as she is aroused by 4 men at once. The image created is like that of pallbearers in a funeral holding the body of a deceased human, but without a casket.

Variations include the "no-hander" which is the same procedure minus the use of hands to hold the body and only leaving the males' genitalia to support the weight of the woman.

The act a pallbearer takes part in is classified in the "wellered" branch of sexual behavior.

In 2010, the act was featured in Playboy's "25 Raunchiest Positions".
Nate got to play the role of pallbearer in Ms. W's most recent sexcapade. Lucky bastard!
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pallbearer 

After you have sex with a dead person, you poop in the mouth.
Yo...my uncle got a pallbearer from my aunt after the funeral.
pallbearer by Grande Nuts January 21, 2008
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the pallbearer 

the worst movie ever ever made! I love Gweneth Paltrow, but...this was definatly the worst thing she could EVER do to her career. And that HORRIBLE guy, you know...Ross from "friends"...yeah, he's in it (so its already a bad movie) IT SUCKS! The ending, it is the worst "Come on Tom Tomson..." "Ok", then he pulls the moving van dorr down. WHAT? This movie should be banned.....it is the worst fucking movie ever made!!!
this movie is as bad as The Pallbearer
the pallbearer by i love ewan March 16, 2004

Pillbearer

The top Plug on the pills the one who brings scripts in consistently
He never runs out of Percs he’s the pillbearer
Pillbearer by XDGURBCHAMP January 27, 2023

Ballbearer

Pallbearers carry corpses, Ballbearers carry heavy nutsacks on their firm shoulders.
"Whoo! My heavy balls are really weighing me down!"
*The ballbearer's ears perked up*
Ballbearer by swigginswooner March 20, 2023
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026