Paulatician 

A government mucky-muck who either is prejudiced against or shows favoritism towards folks named Paula.

Slick Willie was quite da Paulatician --- and da Monicatician, and da Juanitatician, and on and on and on... he didn't care WHAT da ladies' names were, as long as they had lips (both upstairs and down!), butts, and boobs!

Paulatician by QuacksO April 30, 2021

palpatician

A politician that is publicly nice and a good person but is secretly intending for something bad to happen while they rise to power, such as Chancellor Palpatine did.

“Hillary Clinton is a Palpatician, she says she wants to fight for people’s rights but really she’s going to take them from her opponents!”

palpatician by Daykhi Conquest July 26, 2018

palitician 

A politician beholden to special interests.

He is a true palitician, no matter what the polls say, no matter what the public interests is, he votes as he is told. The only exception is he would never support a public interest group, because of potential conflicts of interest.

palitician by mlhiss September 3, 2020

paulitician

A foolish black man that thinks he’s smart. Overall a clues man named Paul that looks like a monkey and puts penis in his mouth

Did you hear Paul wants to suck Trumps dick? He’s such a paulitician!

paulitician by T-Nap420Trumper December 15, 2017

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019