Pattywhack

A funny word used by certain stoners to describe the small, effortless snacks they grab to satisfy the muchies.

Josh's munchies were getting the best of him, so he couldn't help but grab a pattywhack from the kitchen.

by olimarfunk September 12, 2017

Pattywhack

A woman living in Chesterfield, IN who has vivid delusions of living in Texas.

Pattywhack said she is with Don in Texas but we all know she never left Indiana.

by KatieKat82 December 9, 2007

Flapjack pattywhack

When you ejaculate onto your lover's butt cheek and tell them their flapjack is ready...they turn around to eat it and you slap their ass as hard as you can exploding the pleasure juices everywhere!

My girlfriend said she was hungry during morning sex so I gave her a flapjack pattywhack.

by dab7713 July 6, 2016