Pattywhack

A funny word used by certain stoners to describe the small, effortless snacks they grab to satisfy the muchies.

Josh's munchies were getting the best of him, so he couldn't help but grab a pattywhack from the kitchen.

by olimarfunk September 12, 2017

Pattywhack

A woman living in Chesterfield, IN who has vivid delusions of living in Texas.

Pattywhack said she is with Don in Texas but we all know she never left Indiana.

by KatieKat82 December 9, 2007

Flapjack pattywhack

When you ejaculate onto your lover's butt cheek and tell them their flapjack is ready...they turn around to eat it and you slap their ass as hard as you can exploding the pleasure juices everywhere!

My girlfriend said she was hungry during morning sex so I gave her a flapjack pattywhack.

by dab7713 July 6, 2016

Frick frack patty whack

A phrase used for serious dismay or discontent or a phrase used before sharing exciting and good news

"Frick frack patty whack that soup is bangin!" Or "Frick frack patty whack I can't believe I got an F on my test."

by Kosh Jeller December 18, 2016

pettywhacker

a penis.

he sent his pettywhacker on snapchat.

by coolpoints100 May 3, 2022

pallywhacker

slang term for penis

I pulled my pallywhacker out and slapped that hoe in her face with it.

by Justin P. M. August 21, 2007

paddywhackery

The fakey, out-of-a-box Irishness that insists on the same damned songs and the same damned menu and the same damned Guinness advertisements on the wall of every Irish bar outside of Ireland.
Seen in nearly every film which features a non Irish actor doing an Irish accent. Notable exceptions include Daniel Day Lewis in "In The Name of The Father" and Bradd Pitt in "Snatch".

"Every St.Patricks day Jose liked to emphasize his Irish roots by wearing green, drinking Guiness and referring to the 'old country' but it smacked of Paddywhackery"

by damien May 13, 2005