A sexual act where the male genitalia is placed inside the butthole. An orgasm occurs, and the sperm is forced out of the butthole. The male then consumes the sperm that is being forced out.
Sue: You will never guess what my boyfriend and I did last night!
Jenny: You two found a job?
Sue: No! He made me Patti Mayonaise.
Jenny: What the hell is that?
Sue: You really don't want to know!
Jenny: You two found a job?
Sue: No! He made me Patti Mayonaise.
Jenny: What the hell is that?
Sue: You really don't want to know!
by Cornelius "Scarecrow" Haysin September 23, 2016
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Friend:"Ha dude nice fat lip how did that happen?"
Me: "Well my girlfriend gave me a Patty Mayonaise last night. It was so worth it."
Me: "Well my girlfriend gave me a Patty Mayonaise last night. It was so worth it."
by Dave All Cock September 22, 2009
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A sexual maneuver performed by slapping the ass of one's sexual partner and then placing two fingers quickly, yet gently, within his/her vagina.
Patty=slap
Mayonaise=insertion
Patty=slap
Mayonaise=insertion
Skeeter attempted to give BeeBee a "Patty Mayonaise" but her dad walked in and kicked him out of Bluffington. I guess Skeeter will settle for a Patty. He is blue.
by jizzy joe August 8, 2007
Get the Patty Mayonaise mug.Having sex with a random girl doggystyle and you pretend you're done then you smack her in the vagina with a hand full of Mayo and throw her off the bed screaming that your real name is "Roger Clots"
by Junior "Bones" October 16, 2016
Get the The Patty Mayonnaise mug.When an Irish man has sexual intercourse with a woman until he is about to cum, and then stops. The female then clinches her vagina to make the mans penis explode.
No longer only for the Irish, but received it name as it was traditionally preformed by Irish woman who no longer wanted children from their husband.
patty- Irish
mayonnaise- Because that is all that is left afterwards.
No longer only for the Irish, but received it name as it was traditionally preformed by Irish woman who no longer wanted children from their husband.
patty- Irish
mayonnaise- Because that is all that is left afterwards.
My wife said she doesn't want any more children, I am afraid if i do not get a vasectomy she will give me a patty mayonnaise.
by Loss Prevention Officer August 2, 2011
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by dee block March 10, 2008
Get the fatty patty mayonnaise mug.A very flabulous release of gases out of the vagina. Characterized by the trademark wet sound of flapping lips and sour mayonnaise-like smell.
by Agent Kaniff July 23, 2007
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