Patti J
A vagina
Patti J by JGoldphish June 23, 2016
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J patty
J patty is a Jamaican Beef Patty (soft dough which surrounds a spicy beef mixture). It is typically sold by street venders and is commonly found in train stations, subways, or very low class dinners. It is served at room temperature and has shelf life of about 3 months. However due to its texture and form it is possible to be sold a J Patty that is at least 3 years old and you may never know. Regardless of its age a J Patty will produce the same effect on the human body. A restless night of making love to a toilet out rear-end.
The J Patty.. Americas best creation.
The J Patty.. Americas best creation.
J patty by The JPatty eater July 10, 2010
Patty Jenkins
Someone who, after repeated failures, continues to be bold, admits no fault, and refuses change their ways.
Made famous by dir Patty Jenkins doubling down, refusing to change her Wonder Woman 3 script after WW84 was poorly received.
Essentially the opposite of a Leeroy Jenkins.
Made famous by dir Patty Jenkins doubling down, refusing to change her Wonder Woman 3 script after WW84 was poorly received.
Essentially the opposite of a Leeroy Jenkins.
"Stop trying to open that can of beans with your hands, use a can opener, don't be a Patty Jenkins."
Patty Jenkins by B_dub3 December 9, 2022
jizz patty
1.(noun) Globules of semen resembling the shape of a chicken patty or hockey puck. They are often found about the breast, vagina, mouth, hair, etc. of a woman after sexing, or on carpeting in the immediate vicinity of a computer after masturbation to internet porn.
2.(noun) Liquid jizz wafers.
3.(noun) Semen stains often found on the sheets, carpet, matress, walls, heating and air conditioning unit, and pillows of hotel rooms.
plural: jizz patties
2.(noun) Liquid jizz wafers.
3.(noun) Semen stains often found on the sheets, carpet, matress, walls, heating and air conditioning unit, and pillows of hotel rooms.
plural: jizz patties
Example 1:
Jim: "Hey I heard you and Stacy got a room at the Kabumfuck Inn for this weekend?"
Ted: "Yeah. I hope the room isn't infested with jizz patties."
Example 2:
As he was about to climax, Joe pulled out and laid a big jizz patty on her left boob.
Example 3:
Before I go to bed at night, I like to fire out a couple jizz patties. Helps me go right to sleep.
Jim: "Hey I heard you and Stacy got a room at the Kabumfuck Inn for this weekend?"
Ted: "Yeah. I hope the room isn't infested with jizz patties."
Example 2:
As he was about to climax, Joe pulled out and laid a big jizz patty on her left boob.
Example 3:
Before I go to bed at night, I like to fire out a couple jizz patties. Helps me go right to sleep.
jizz patty by The Biz 69 June 26, 2008
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