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Patta's by 24Kgoldengurl January 30, 2018
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Fake Patty's Day
Once upon a time there was a holiday called St. Patrick's Day that everyone wanted to celebrate by drinking green beer and singing that song that says, "Oh baby you...got what I neeed!" It was a lot of fun until the government and college officials got together in a conspiracy to strip college students at KState of any possible fun they might have. They decided to make Spring Break happen at the same time as St. Patrick's Day, thus condensing two fun times into one and student's were like "nooo! not fair!" So they got together with the Aggieville peeps and said, "lets make our own FAKE holiday that will be tight so we can have two fun times again!" Then they made Fake Patty's Day and everyone bought shirts to wear from THREAD Hot and Fresh T-Shirts made to order! Now it's like the biggest holiday in the world and people come from Russia and Australia just to take part in the ritualistic beer drinking and dance-offs with officials trying to stop Fake Patty's from happening.
The end.
Ps. Popular mythology claims that on the day of Fake Patty's Day, every rainbow in the world ends in Manhattan Kansas.
The end.
Ps. Popular mythology claims that on the day of Fake Patty's Day, every rainbow in the world ends in Manhattan Kansas.
Fake Patty's Day by _______funfunfunfun_________ January 20, 2011
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Fake Patty's Day
Like St. Patrick's Day, only a week earlier. Located in Aggieville, it was started by Kansas State University students who wanted to celebrate together in Manhattan, Kansas before spring break when everyone will be gone.
Fake Patty's Day by ringman42 January 20, 2011
Patty's Day
What dumb Americans call March 17th, thinking it is the abbreviation for St. Patrick's Day. The correct abbreviation is Paddy, as the name comes from the Gaelic 'Padraig'.
Dude look they dyed the river green for Patty's Day. Did you know I'm Irish? Yeah my grandfather once went there on holiday so I'm totally Irish. Happy Patty's Day!
Patty's Day by stillundersiege July 21, 2016
State Patty's Day
The drinking holiday in State College, PA that takes place once every year, usually in February. State Patty's day was created in 2007 when Saint Patrick's Day fell on spring break. Students still wanted to celebrate the drinking holiday with their friends at school, so they created this faux-holiday. The holiday has been growing in popularity year after year but is very controversial because of the large number of people arrested and sent to the hospital for alcohol poisoning.
"Hey bro, what are you doing for State Patty's Day?"
"Some of my friends from NJ are coming up and we're going to a day long at Sig Tau"
"Some of my friends from NJ are coming up and we're going to a day long at Sig Tau"
State Patty's Day by BLAGOVEHICH April 12, 2012
Yo mama's pasta sauce
Yo mama's pasta sauce was introduced as a American pasta sauce in one of 1980sgamers video. It is a inside joke that offends everybody because of how stupid and funny it is.
Yo mama's pasta sauce by R00KAS June 1, 2022
St Patty's Day
Hi Quaint Irish Person, where can we get a green beer for st patty's day?
Patty? Who the fuck she then when she's at home?
Patty? Who the fuck she then when she's at home?
St Patty's Day by OrishShannon February 21, 2011
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