patron pussy

When a female can't orgasm because she drank too much alcohol. The shortened term "PP" may also be used. (Female version of whiskey dick).

He was fuckin me so good but I couldn't finish cause I had patron pussy.

I wish I didn't drink that much last night, he was hot as fuck and had a nice dick but I had the PP.

by Potatopie91 August 26, 2017

Patron Pussy

female equivalent of whiskey dick

yo i have mad patron pussy i can’t fuck

by cajc January 5, 2020

The Pussy Patrol

A Hip-Hop band consisting of the members: T-Fizzle, JD McBigDick and The Pimp known as Whiskers. Known for their hit album "She Wet Like an Otter".

Oh shit! That's the Pussy Patrol! Get their Monkey Asses!

by AlbinoNova January 18, 2015

Pussy Patrol

A group of men (and sometimes women) who go around looking for fresh vaginas in which to stick various objects.

Fathers, lock up your daughters; the Pussy Patrol is on the move!

by The Great Rando July 14, 2002

Pussy Patrol

A band of individuals with vaginas and a low tolerance for shitty values sexist man-children may have. They are dedicated to eradicating the patriarchy and any douchebag fuckboy found within it through vicious comebacks,

high-quality roasts and dismantling of said penis-possessor’s social reputation.

Man-child: Women drivers rev my engine
Pussy Patrol: Outside Saudi that's low standards

by ih8thepatriarchy July 22, 2017

pussy patrol

{the cat cops{

snuggle smuggler: oh no the {pussy patrol}
Cat Officer 1: Stop right there! we have evidence to prove you are hiding illegal pussy
snuggle smuggler: ohh nooo

by Digital Guy July 26, 2018

STANK PUSSY PATROL

A group of individuals patrolling for the finer things.

"Are they the same Stank Pussy Patrol niggas from SoundCloud?"
"Yes"

by STANK PUSSY PATROL August 12, 2018