Pathesion

A way of saying that something is pathetic!!!

Oh, you’re such a pathesion!

by Hahacookies November 18, 2020

Pathection

The purest, Plantonic manifestation of being pathetic.

Douglas achieved pathection by choosing to "Reply-All" because he didn't realize most of the recipients wouldn't care about him.

by PBMax April 17, 2008

Pathering

Not big enough for a party, but not small enough for a gathering. Alcohol must be consumed and music must be played for it to be considered a pathering.

OMG I WAS AT THE BEST PATHERING THE OTHER NIGHT.

by BROIS September 24, 2012

Patheticon

What a pathetic person, like my brother, would be if they were a Transformer.

Wow...if my brother were a Transformer, he would most definitely be a Patheticon.

by Chris DiMartino March 11, 2007

patherine

Patherine (noun)is the Thai word for perfection. A goddess worshiped by ancient and modern cultures. Known for her beauty, wisdom, and compassion. Her smile makes men weak in the knees, and her laugh warms the heart. One glance into her eyes, and one becomes instantly intoxicated with her beauty. She is caring, strong, smart, and creative. Many cultures around the world still tell stories of the legend of Patherine. Although depictions of Patherine are rare, some stone carvings of her famous selfie's have survived.

that girl is a total Patherine!

by Devil:) July 7, 2014

Patheticon

Someone who is an icon in patheticness.

Tommy: you saw what idiot Beckham did on TV yesterday?
Johnny: yes, he's no soccer idol... a patheticon at best
Tommy: what about his ludicrous display last night?
Johnny: pathetic... totally pathetic!

by OffBeatDrummer October 26, 2020

parhelion

Someone that everyone hates.

"Gawd i hates that parhelion"

by United Nations Definitions May 16, 2004