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A way of saying that something is pathetic!!!
Oh, you’re such a pathesion!
Pathesion by Hahacookies November 18, 2020
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Pathection 

The purest, Plantonic manifestation of being pathetic.
Douglas achieved pathection by choosing to "Reply-All" because he didn't realize most of the recipients wouldn't care about him.
Pathection by PBMax April 17, 2008

Pathering 

Not big enough for a party, but not small enough for a gathering. Alcohol must be consumed and music must be played for it to be considered a pathering.
OMG I WAS AT THE BEST PATHERING THE OTHER NIGHT.
Pathering by BROIS September 24, 2012

Patheticon 

What a pathetic person, like my brother, would be if they were a Transformer.
Wow...if my brother were a Transformer, he would most definitely be a Patheticon.
Patheticon by Chris DiMartino March 11, 2007
Patherine (noun)is the Thai word for perfection. A goddess worshiped by ancient and modern cultures. Known for her beauty, wisdom, and compassion. Her smile makes men weak in the knees, and her laugh warms the heart. One glance into her eyes, and one becomes instantly intoxicated with her beauty. She is caring, strong, smart, and creative. Many cultures around the world still tell stories of the legend of Patherine. Although depictions of Patherine are rare, some stone carvings of her famous selfie's have survived.
that girl is a total Patherine!
patherine by Devil:) July 7, 2014

Patheticon 

Someone who is an icon in patheticness.
Tommy: you saw what idiot Beckham did on TV yesterday?
Johnny: yes, he's no soccer idol... a patheticon at best
Tommy: what about his ludicrous display last night?
Johnny: pathetic... totally pathetic!
Patheticon by OffBeatDrummer October 26, 2020

parhelion 

"Gawd i hates that parhelion"
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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