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The act of being flamboyantly homosexual. There are multiple requirements. All contributing to being a failure at partying.

1. Erotically grinding on every guy on the dance floor.
2. Throwing up high fives even though no one wants them.
3. Puking in front of entire parties embarassing all those unfortunate to role with you.
4. Denying being gay when everyone around you knows the truth.
5. The only action you recieve is from huge black women or half blind chicks.
Check out Party AG, he's totally grinding on that guy while motorboating a huge black chick's chest.

Great story, tell it again, tell it at a party and make some friends! 

What you say when someone tells a really lame, boring story that had no point. After the person finishes, say it, usually in a chant, sometimes accompanied with clapping with each word
Joe: OMG, yesterday, I went to Starbucks and I got a mocha frap, and then there were no seats! So I had to stand around waiting until someone got up, and then I sat in their seat and i took out my laptop and I played freecell.
Tina: Great story, tell it again, tell it at a party and make some friends! (clap, clap, clap)

I'm on that weird part of youtube again 

A apologetic Youtube post expressing disappointment and/or disgust for indulging one's own guilty pleasure by visiting the "freak-show" side of the site despite having total internet anonymity.
From YOUTUBE -- BIGGEST ZIT ON PLANET EARTH!!!!
32,041,195 views

Oh good. I'm on that weird part of youtube again
wowthatswonderful - 15 hours ago, 85 thumbs up

why why why why why why
DaleksinTopHats - 16 hours ago, 25 thumbs up

Biggest zit on planet, here we are again
(why????)
AleWe - 1 hour ago, 5 thumbs up

I'm on that part of youtube again? How do I keep coming back here?!?!?!?!?!
TastesLikeChicken247 - 1 hour ago, 2 thumbs up

Cool story bro, tell me the part about the dragon again. 

This meme is used to make fun of peoples BS storys.
Dragons are not real therefore the cool story bro adds up with the dragon part.
DougieWouggie - I lost my virginity to Megan Fox and then she sucked me off while I was asleep.
Stephon - Cool story bro, tell me the part about the dragon again.
This meme grew from the site "gamekiller.net".

Sexual Age Parity 

The accomplishment of having slept with as many men or women as one is old.
"Paul just achieved sexual age parity last week, but it'll only last about a week as he's about to turn 29. Still, he should be able to catch up pretty quickly."
Sexual Age Parity by ZakAttack October 12, 2012

Agua panty 

Agua panty is a universal word that can have different meanings depending of the context you use it in.
Word created by Tristian Hernandez (Kid Tris)
“Agua panty!!!!!!!!!!”
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
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