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participant of an involuntary personal protein spill 

someone who puked, in VERY proper terms. just like there is no such thing as toilet paper anymore, now it's bathroom tissue.
the dinner my wife cooked was so disgusting that i became the participant of an involuntary personal protein spill!

participation award 

A "reward" one gets for merely participating. Although usually given with good intentions, more often than not it will remind the owner that he failed, and that his best is not good enough.
"Congratulations, here's a participation award, for doing your best!"
"...because apparently my best isn't good enough to actually win something."
participation award by xldr November 28, 2011

Participation Trophy 

Something you get for accomplishing nothing.
You lost! Hooray, you win a participation trophy!

pirate participant

Describing anybody who imposes on an engagement without invitation or registration.
One pirate participant was disqualified from the marathon upon finishing on the account that he was too cheap to pay the registration fee for an official number.
pirate participant by redrunner777 January 20, 2007

Dangling Participle 

An exposed penis, generally used when an exposed dick is seen in public.
"Did you see that dude's dangling participle?"
"Yeah."
"What kind of church is this again?"

Participation Trophy Wife 

A "trophy wife" in the sense that we now live in a society where everyone gets a trophy. She's certainly not first, second, or even third place.
She is not even close to hot enough to be called a trophy wife - at best she's a participation trophy wife.