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Parker'ed

To have the wrong part/item ordered for you to install at a client, thus making YOU look stupid.
Me: I got to the client to install some RAM only to find I'd been Parker'ed. It was laptop RAM and I needed Desktop RAM! I was SO embarassed and had to come back later after getting the RIGHT part ordered. The worst part is the original is non-refundable!

Co-Worker: Yeah, man, you got TOTALLY Parker'ed!
by StriderWA September 21, 2010
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Parker’ed

To get parker’ed is to get fucked over by a close friend or Allie

Like Toby Maguire and James Franco
(Spider man 3)
Bro I can’t believe that happened to him he totally got parker’ed
by Slim hardhead September 9, 2019
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eduardo parker

"George lets go out the back for some Eduardo Parker"
by George Aroney September 9, 2014
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eddie parker

Typically the name of a truly salty fireman
Eddie Parker is the most aggressive salt dog I know.
by 7th ward lord April 19, 2018
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Peter Parkered

The act of when you pack an asshole with jizz, one waits for there partner/significant other to fall asleep. Once asleep you put your asshole 6-12" from your partner's face and fart/spray a web of jizz all over the face while you yell out "you were Peter Parkered Bitch," leaving a jizz web all over your partner's face.
"Can't believe you Peter Parkered me last night I can't get the poo/jizz smell out of my hair."
by Jamrock121 May 20, 2014
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Parkered

To drink an amount of alcoholic beverage that isn’t deemed excessive but causes you untold coma like symptoms the next day. Normally seen at gatherings with friends where the person in question generally passes out in a tent for 12 hours and not surfacing even when your mates come to check on you whilst making excessive noise and shake your tent 🏕
Did you see bob last week at that show? He got so Parkered, it was hilarious!
by Brick Tops Henchman May 11, 2020
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Parkered

To get very drunk. A variation on words like smashed, wasted etc. To be parkered is to go beyond your normal levels of drunken-ness, into an advanced state of slurring words, public dancing, refusal to go home and occasional falling over.
It was a big night last night.

Yeah, I was totally parkered!
by fasteddyking January 22, 2017
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