Parepin

Parepin is the brand name for a man-made drug that is also sometimes referred to by its generic name, zeridine. Developed in a groundbreaking partnership between a major pharmaceutical company and the National Institute of Health, Parepin is a complex drug that bootstraps the immune system. Parepin is a revolutionary drug made possible by the advances in medical technology from the study of AIDS and other immune diseases. While antibiotics target bacteria and antiviral drugs target viruses, Parepin is not designed to combat a specific disease or set of diseases. Instead, it makes the body better able to combat all disease.

Parepin is being introduced into water sources all over America. The government claims it is to increase our immune system and protect ourselves from biological terrorism.

Apparently the drug may do a lot more than just boost our immune system. Apparent side effects are: an alteration of dopamine and serotonin levels (Drugs like Cocaine, Meth, and Opal do this, while no immune system booster, anti-biotic, or anti-viral does), muscle spasms, inability to reach orgasm, complacency, dulling of emotions...

"Shit, I tried to get off the Parepin, but everything seemed too real, too clear without it."

Parepin by Soulibaz April 11, 2007

Parepin

A taco made with extra salsa.

Dang, dem are some good parepins!

Parepin by Trez December 9, 2008

parping 

as in "farting about": A series a needless/inane tasks which are undertaken by the 'parper' prior to going to the pub/cinema/airport etc... such as reorganising the location of house keys, tobacco, lighter in ones bag/pockets for no real reason, checking each room in the house for no reason, indesision of which scarf/hat to wear, whether to take a hat/scarf or not, and which bag to put them in, if taken. Which ultimately results in missing the 1st 15 minutes of the film, missing the flight etc... (it's a chick thing!)

Dave: "c'mon Olive, the films starts in 10 minutes"
Olive: "I'm coming, two minutes"
Dave: "c'mon Olive, the films starts in 5 minutes"
Olive: "I'm coming, one minute"
Dave: "c'mon Olive, the films starting"
Olive: "We're going to miss the start!"
Dave: "well if you didn't spend so much time parping around we'd have got there on time"

parping by hawkwind dave December 6, 2005

parping 

Pooping really hard

hey, do you have that pic of 6ix9ine parping?

parping by smokinant January 6, 2022

Preping 

The act of misspelling a word. Usally angers people with ADHD.

I angered someone by preping.

Preping by Boggas Bagg January 30, 2023

preping 

The act of preparing ones self for ejaculation

Joshua is not allowed to shower for more than five min shower because his father feared he was preping himself

preping by Arkane Knight June 10, 2016

Parping 

Pressing as lightly as physically possible upon the horn of a car in order to politely induce a sense of urgency upon the Prius in front of you while simultaneously not appearing to be too much of a raging asshole.

I heard someone parping behind me and since it was so polite I was inclined to accelerate my Prius forward.

Parping by Dr. Helga J.G Fünkhaußer March 12, 2019