parapinion 

To hold multiple views simultaneously, which may appear discordant with one another, on a given subject or idea.

I have a parapinion on complicated topics like taxes. Many people expect me to have a simple, single opinion. Instead, I can see the pros and cons of higher taxes (or lower taxes.) Or why we may need to change tax rates. It's not a matter of a single opinion.

parapinion by babyarugula September 12, 2020

Propinion

Professional Opinion

An educated guess as to fix a problem

Doctor: "in my professional opinion you need medication"

Patient: "in my PROPINION you are a doushebag"

Propinion by voncrunk August 23, 2010

Paralining 

A sport in which a trampoline floats towards the ground at 20,000 feet, suspended by four or more parachutes, and a skydiver jumps up and down on the trampoline without his parachute deployed. When the trampoline gets low enough, the skydiver jumps off and deploys his parachute for a safe landing.

Parachuting + Trampolining = Paralining

Guy 1: dude I went skydiving this weekend its was so sick!! what an adrenaline rush!!!

Guy 2: F that man I just went paralining

Guy 1: wtf is that

Paralining by jib1235 September 25, 2010

perspinion 

It is both your perspective and opinion.

I am sorry if you do not like what I have to say, but that is just my perspinion.

perspinion by foreversix7one September 29, 2025