Parenthisis
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Parenthisis by Satan December 16, 2002
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Implied Parenthesis
A term consistantly used by stubborn mathematically challenged morons who don't even know the order of operations.
Typically used as a defense when such people fail to answer a multi-part equation, and don't feel like admitting their mistake.
When a person uses this term they are basically saying that there should have been brackets surrounding certain parts of a math equation.
Typically used as a defense when such people fail to answer a multi-part equation, and don't feel like admitting their mistake.
When a person uses this term they are basically saying that there should have been brackets surrounding certain parts of a math equation.
Person 1: What does "2 + 3 x 4" equal?
Person 2: 20!
Person 3: No it's 14, learn your order of operations.
Person 2: No! It's supposed to be read as "(2 + 3) x 4". Implied Parenthesis noob!
Person 3: If that were true then the entire order of operations would be untrue.
Person 2: IMPLIED PARENTHESIS!!!11!
Person 2: 20!
Person 3: No it's 14, learn your order of operations.
Person 2: No! It's supposed to be read as "(2 + 3) x 4". Implied Parenthesis noob!
Person 3: If that were true then the entire order of operations would be untrue.
Person 2: IMPLIED PARENTHESIS!!!11!
Implied Parenthesis by IrishEnigma February 10, 2010
laughing parenthesis
the wrinkles around your mouth for laughing and/or smiling so much, they kind of look like parenthesis around your mouth
laughing parenthesis by sweetcheeks4ever September 1, 2010
red parenthesis
The crescent shaped abrasions that form around a persons asshole from not wiping well enough or anal leakage.
Guy #1: Look at the way Larry keeps picking his seat over there. Guy #2: Yep...not only does he have stinky fingers I'll bet he has skid marks in his underpants too! Guy #1: The idiot probably has red parenthesis around his asshole and just needs a shower!
red parenthesis by JoeyBomm April 26, 2020
parentheses
Even if some other duh-weeb would bother to look up the definition of your personal name, do you really think he's going to include a parenthetical phrase when he's spelling it?
parentheses by Downstrike October 7, 2004
parentitis
Parentitis, Also called man child syndrome, is a disease of the brain which symptoms include:
-being a brony
-lack of maturity
-browsing on 4chan all the time
-getting butthurt over small things
-fapping off to anime porn
You can easily spot a person suffer from parentitis as they usually have a neckbeard, wearing a fedora, and they'll make a scene usually for attention or because mummy forgot to buy them something from the shops.
It is caused by over-parenting or massive sheltering, these are perpetrated by what one would call a helicopter parent. This is a terrible disease of the mind which usually common among people in their 20s and 30s, there has been no cure found for this disease.
-being a brony
-lack of maturity
-browsing on 4chan all the time
-getting butthurt over small things
-fapping off to anime porn
You can easily spot a person suffer from parentitis as they usually have a neckbeard, wearing a fedora, and they'll make a scene usually for attention or because mummy forgot to buy them something from the shops.
It is caused by over-parenting or massive sheltering, these are perpetrated by what one would call a helicopter parent. This is a terrible disease of the mind which usually common among people in their 20s and 30s, there has been no cure found for this disease.
Person #1: Dude, why did that guy near the shops wearing the massive fedora have that meltdown?
Person #2: Oh, he suffers from parentitis.
Person #2: Oh, he suffers from parentitis.
parentitis by Omniscient Iniquitous June 4, 2016
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