paedon

a weird guy.

look theres a paedon

by Ixygurl January 24, 2021

Paedon

A kind, gentle man with a heart too big for his body. When you meet a paedon the first thing you’ll notice is their welcoming embrace. They make sure to include everyone, and no matter what you’ll always be comfortable. He has a striking smile and a energy that attracts almost anyone he meets. A paedon can either be super social or very quiet, either way once you get to know them they are truly amazing.

“Do you know any paedons?”

“Yeah! That guy is sick!”

by Someemofroggie November 17, 2021

Paedo Sheen

The moisture that appears on the brow of most kiddie fiddlers

Bob: are you positive that Barry touches kids.
Tom: For sure, there can be no doubt, look at the sweat on his brow, definite paedo Sheen

by Mrwicked77 May 9, 2020

Urban Paedo

When middle aged men go on holiday to children's theme parks

Sean is 40 and went to Disney World for 2 weeks... What a perfect place to hide for an Urban Paedo

by Real Samsons Lifters May 22, 2019

pardonfuck

an expression of utter disbelief, used when saying "What the fuck?" just isn't strong enough; coined by Cameron Lauder of LoadingReadyRun

"Did you see those guys come out of nowhere?"
"Yeah, I turn around, see them, and I'm like, Pardonfuck?"

by LRRFan January 17, 2014

Pedon

A Malaysian word use mainly in Bangi
Mean 'lie' or 'not punctual'

Malay : Kau jangan PEDON pulak.
English : don't cut your promise.

by SYF21 December 29, 2013

Pedonecrophilia

The love or need to have sex with dead children.

Did you here what Jimmy did to his sister that got hit by a truck? It was Pedonecrophilia!

by BumbleBean :D June 8, 2016