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A kind, gentle man with a heart too big for his body. When you meet a paedon the first thing you’ll notice is their welcoming embrace. They make sure to include everyone, and no matter what you’ll always be comfortable. He has a striking smile and a energy that attracts almost anyone he meets. A paedon can either be super social or very quiet, either way once you get to know them they are truly amazing.
“Do you know any paedons?”

Yeah! That guy is sick!”
Paedon by Someemofroggie November 17, 2021

Paedo Sheen 

The moisture that appears on the brow of most kiddie fiddlers
Bob: are you positive that Barry touches kids.
Tom: For sure, there can be no doubt, look at the sweat on his brow, definite paedo Sheen
Paedo Sheen by Mrwicked77 May 9, 2020

Urban Paedo

When middle aged men go on holiday to children's theme parks
Sean is 40 and went to Disney World for 2 weeks... What a perfect place to hide for an Urban Paedo

pardonfuck 

an expression of utter disbelief, used when saying "What the fuck?" just isn't strong enough; coined by Cameron Lauder of LoadingReadyRun
"Did you see those guys come out of nowhere?"
"Yeah, I turn around, see them, and I'm like, Pardonfuck?"
pardonfuck by LRRFan January 17, 2014
A Malaysian word use mainly in Bangi
Mean 'lie' or 'not punctual'
Malay : Kau jangan PEDON pulak.
English : don't cut your promise.
Pedon by SYF21 December 29, 2013

Pedonecrophilia 

Did you here what Jimmy did to his sister that got hit by a truck? It was Pedonecrophilia!