Paperbitch

Someone so submerged in allday bureaucreacy that misses to enjoy the pleasures of life, very probably becoming a nerd, geek or noob as a result..

Paperbitches are usually individuals with a very heavy work load, who fail to have a normal social life. Most of them are 40 year old virgins with a tonsure (see Jarhead) sniffing the boss' ass every day.

Paperbitches will tell on you with the boss. Paperbitches will cock block you from the hot secretary. Paperbitches will always try to appear like a know-it-all jackass..

Paperbitches have never fucked, will never do, and do not even know how to use their sticks...

Dawg from da Hood: Hey man, lets go doing some parrtaaah!! Mofo!

Paperbitch: Sorry man, my ass is being ripped at work, I cannot

Dawg from da Hood: thats dissapointing bro, u a fuckin paperbitch...

by Nigga-yeah-yeah July 6, 2011

Paper Bitch

Someone who overachieves by handing in his/her work through some kind of paper format (letters/essays, etc..) made popular by the movie 'The Other Guys'

Teacher : "Skyler was the only one to turn in his essay today, why didn't you guys turn in yours ahead of time like Skyler?

Student "PAPER BITCH!!!"

by Todd P Hunkleberry September 25, 2010

Powerbitch

Adj. A person who is beyond the description of "bitch." The kind of person that would knock you down, take your lollipop, and do your boyfriend, all within 10 minutes, and without feeling remotely bad about it.

Person 1: (PB) Oh, I'm sorry, were you carrying on with your pointless, pathetic life here while I walked down the street not caring? Why don't you give me your lollipop to make it all better?
Person 2: ...
Person 1: *to the boyfriend* My, aren't you a cute one...
Person 2: She is SUCH a powerbitch.

by Maggalaggadingdong September 10, 2006

perbitchety

Persnickety but a bitch about it

God Helen, I know you only want your kids to eat organic, but you don't have to be so perbitchety about it.

by Arcanum00 April 9, 2017

The Toilet Paper Bitch

This is when someone is out of toilet paper and they are sitting on the toilet yelling for you to bring them some.

Guy 1: hey why didnt you bring me some toilet paper i was out.
Guy 2: I am not The toilet paper bitch! get it yourself

by Dakknessssss May 8, 2010

paperhatchet

A rude or vulgar statement in place where you'd expect something nice or sweet.

He sent me a card and I expected it to say something sweet but I got a paperhatchet instead!

by Wildling June 3, 2017

Toilet Paper Bitch

It's when mike goes to wipe his ass and his finger slips through the toilet paper. Therefore mike becomes the toilet paper bitch

mike washes his fingers in shame after becoming the toilet paper bitch

by mexican mike 513 April 17, 2016