A condition that some MEN and only Men possess. Often mistaken for Genetal Herpes or Genetal Warts. A ring of small bumps will be found around the corona of the penis head. Can also be found on the shaft of the Penis in groupings. Perfectly harmless. They are a random genetic condition that are NOT medically dangerous or Contageous. Perfectly normal condition that around 1/3 of men possess. The shortening is PPP.

"I noticed I had some small bumps on my penis, so I went to the doctor to have it checked out. He said it was Pearly Penile Papules. He said it was perfectly normal and there was nothing to worry about."

Pearly Penile Papules by Bofe1234 January 25, 2008

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paperless work

Bureaucratic work of the new era that does not involve paper, as opposed to paperwork, popular before invention of the paperless office.

First used in Futurama in the episode about the movie Minority Report.

From Futurama:
“Ain’t you headin’ home, Phil?”

“In a minute. I just wanna finish this paperless work.” – Fry

I've outsourced the data entry to oDesk, because it is such a tedious paperless work.

paperless work by bugpower December 15, 2011

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Pamelesque

(1) adj: Having a detailed knowledge of mundane or insignificant facts.

(2) adj: Taking unusual pleasure in turning nouns into adjectives by adding "ie" to the ends of words -- for no apparent reason.

(3) adj: Knowing how to find fun stuff to do.

Because I'm Pamelesque, I decided to sit down on the couchie-thing and recite all English words beginning with "ang" that don't rhyme with "hanger."

Pamelesque by mxgy November 7, 2011

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Popeless

When Christians lose hope due to a pope replacement period

Look at Monika, since the pope resigned she stopped eating, she is popeless!!

Popeless by Alon B March 5, 2013

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