Panuminium

An aluminium crushed in a hydraulic press that kinda looks like a Pancake

Bro 1: that's a shiny panuminium you got there, I kinda wanna eat it
Bro 2: it's aluminium
Bro 1: no

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My dog has paneminism and I think it's pretty weird.

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Any metal used in the construction of something that has a preternatural ability to cause humans immense physical pain when bumped into.

"I swear, that scooter is made of Painuminum. I can't walk within 20 yards of that thing and it will still somehow hit my shin."

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