IrishSchmirish's definitions

Painuminum

Any metal used in the construction of something that has a preternatural ability to cause humans immense physical pain when bumped into.

"I swear, that scooter is made of Painuminum. I can't walk within 20 yards of that thing and it will still somehow hit my shin."

by IrishSchmirish June 22, 2022

tiger's itch

When the sweat runs down your back, into the crack of your arse. Then the chafing starts, followed by the redness.. then the itch... The "there's no socially acceptable, nor non-finger-smelling way to scratch" kind of itch.

I've been working my bollox off all day and worked up a fierce sweat. It's run right down my back and given me the worst case of Tiger's Itch I've ever had!

by IrishSchmirish December 14, 2018