Panty Creamer

A guy who is extremely good looking and makes women cream their panties.

Wow, did you see that Panty Creamer that just walked by?

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Creamer party

Dumping an entire bottle of creamer on the floor, getting naked, and flopping around like a fish in the creamer.

"Lets have a Creamer Party!" "Totally!"

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"....Is that Jessican Alba over there?"

"o wow! it is... i think i just creamed my pants..."

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Any woman who gets aroused by a man, (particularly a policeman); A woman who likes a bit of Burchill.

Weaver: I really like your helmet, can I have my cunt stuffed?

Ian: Bloody hell Creamed in pants Weaver

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trying to put creamer in your coffee on a bumpy rode and spilling it on your pants instead

i was driving and saw michael washing her car, i totally creamed my pants and had to go clean up at home

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Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

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