Pants Penis

the part up the pants on the zipper that bends up when you sit down to look like a penis. Mostly occurs when wearing jeans.

Girl 1: How did it go with Johnny last night?
Girl 2: It didn't start off too good. When I walked in I thought he was really happy to see me. Turns out it was just a pants penis.

Pants Penis by Mr. Pants Penis September 28, 2009

Pants Penis

Refers to the event of the zipper of the pants bending up giving the impression of a penis in a girl's pants.

Often occurs while sitting down.

Girl: Uck, I can't stand these jeans, they always give me a pants penis when I sit down!

Pants Penis by definitively October 23, 2009

Glance pants penis wenis 

Glance pants penis wenis is when you are feeling horny or happy

I feel very glance pants penis wenis

Glance pants penis wenis by Adamitsmelook November 24, 2019

Penis Pants 

Latex pants that mold around your waist and penis. The penis sticks out from the body but is still covered.

"These penis pants are cool, but they squeak too much"

Penis Pants by PatternOfChaos July 8, 2004

penis pants 

For girls- a pair of pants, that when you sit down, bend at the zipper area making the illusion of a penis bulge.

me: mom these jeans fucking suck!
mom: no they don't they're cute.
me: no mom look at this, they're PENIS PANTS!

penis pants by nbb October 25, 2006

i'd rather have a penis in my pants 

The term you use in an awkward situation

boy: wanna go on a date?
girl: i have AIDS
...
boy i'd rather have a penis in my pants

i'd rather have a penis in my pants by Gangy July 24, 2008

pant penis 

The bunching up of one's trousers around one's pelvic area, usually involving the zipper giving the illusion that one has an erection.

Note: Can apply to women too. It is usually more humourous when it does.

Cindy, you totally have a pant penis!
Gimme a sec Brian, I gotta fix my pant penis.

pant penis by Loki 1337 July 20, 2008