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Pants Idol 

To have no discernible talent, but just a rather strange desire to be in the public eye. Either to make it as a high paid karaoke singer, and be voted for by people who need to be taught to suck eggs, while laughably lame ‘producers’ like Simon Cowell paid stupid amounts to say the sky is blue, and he/she cannot sing. This can be applied to anyone whose mothers told them they had ‘talent’, and it is also versatile enough to be applied to people who have found fame by either:

1.) Getting their saggy tits out
2.) Being wealthy and sucking some dick
3.) Having wealthy parents and snorting coke
4.) Being a 'reality celebrity'
5.) Going on pop dross, love shit, sad survivor, I am a has been please kill me, or big yawn

If you subscribe to this word please find a motorway and walk in the middle of it.
Bernie: Oh jesus look there is that inbred horse fucker Tara Palmer Boy Child, what is she doing on TV again?

Frank: Shit, she is such a Pants idol Bernie, lets club together and get her killed.
Pants Idol by Jezmarta September 3, 2005
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Idol pants

1) stretchy lounge pants, most likely from Old Navy, that are suitably comfortable for 2+ hours of TV viewership, i.e. watching American Idol.
2) a person participating in said activity in said clothing, especially as an insult.
1) Woot! Almost 7:00! Better get my Idol pants ow-on!
2) Quit being an Idol pants and get yo lazy ass off the couch!
Idol pants by Evie29 March 8, 2009
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city chicken 

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Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
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