Pantaleo

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A hairy Wookie like animal. has no tits and jacks off to herself. fucks monkeys just to get STD. she hangs out with this dueschbag named tara and ralph was stupid for going out with her. im sorry ralph but its true

DUDE CHECK OUT THAT PANTALEO I JUST SAW TAKING A SHIT IN THE FOREST!

BITCH SHAVE SO YOU DONT LOOK LIKE A PANATLEO!

Pantaleo by scooby fucking doo BITCH September 26, 2008

Words you can keep

kai pantaleo

literally the definition of a best friend. someone who will make you believe in friendship soulmates cause they made me believe in them. i love you with my whole heart and soul. if you haven't met him befriended him then you should, but don't get too close, he's MY best friend.

'hey d'you know kai pantaleo?'
'no who is that'
'you should meet him, he's a huge ball of happiness, but don't get too close, gabe will come for you'

kai pantaleo by gabe krimleo July 30, 2021

Related Words

Pantaleo • Pantaleon • kai pantaleo • Javier Pantaleon • pantaloon • pantalones • pantalons • pantaloom • Pantaloonaphobia • pantaleta

kai pantaleo

literally the definition of a best friend. someone who will make you believe in friendship soulmates cause they made me believe in them. i love them with my whole heart and soul. if you haven’t met him and befriended him you should, you’ll br the happiest person alive- but back off he’s MY best friend

‘hey do you know who kai pantaleo is?’
‘no’
‘you should meet him, he’s a huge ball of happiness, but don’t get too close, gabe will come for you’

kai pantaleo by gabe krimleo July 30, 2021

Pantaloon

in Tyler Joseph's eyes, the man who killed your grandfather when you were nine, the pantaloon is also your father.

person 1: yeah I heard he became the pantaloon.
person 2: damn, he must be crazy now.

Pantaloon by that fangirl February 13, 2018

Pantalone

He is one of the 11 Fatui Harbingers.

He is the hottest mf that ever exists, you can get all wet just hearing his voice. He works at the Northland Bank and he is in a relationship with his money.

me: "OMG HAVE YOU SEEN PANTALONE? I'M CUMMING SO HARD!!"

person: "YES! HE IS A HOT BANKER"

Pantalone by xiaosminchiao November 27, 2022

The Pantaloon

An amazing Twenty Øne Piløts song

"Hey, have you heard The Pantaloon from TØPs first album?"

"Yeah, it's amazing!"

The Pantaloon by Twentyonepilotss July 16, 2016

pantalonaise

pant mayonaise, sperm

" Hey, baby, Want some pantalonaise on your sandwhich?'

pantalonaise by fartfucker February 12, 2007

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026

Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026