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A girl with cold exterior aura but have a very kind and caring nature. She is a combination of wallflower and hellfire. She is fun to be around and can really brighten up your day. You probably might have a crush on her but might have messed it up. You may wish to have a person like her by your side.
“Get yourself a Pansley”
Pansley by ms.knowitall November 22, 2021
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paisley is the most beautiful girl with stunning eyes and an amazing personality and a good sense of humor. all the guys like her and she has a ton of friends. she is smart and nice to everyone until you get on her bad side, things start going down hill. she does great in school and she loves to read books. she also has good taste in boys. only the best of the best and ones that are hard to find. and once you loose her out of your life you will never get back into her life. paisley has a strong heart and she can easily make friends with almost anyone.
don’t you see that girl. she’s such a paisley😍
paisley by funnycookke January 30, 2018

Kisses for Paisley 

Only the best movie in the entire world, featuring Chad Pitt as Daniel Paisley, struggling to free the limbless nugget people from their cruel concentration camps.
"Hey have you seen Kisses for Paisley?"

"Yeah it's awesome! that's what Twilight is based off of, right?"

"Yeah, I love the nuggets!"
Kisses for Paisley by I <3 KfP April 9, 2010
A Passley is somebody who has the features and qualities of a Gorilla.
They are somebody who is widely regarded at tapped as they have no brain cells
She’s such a Passley today
Passley by Blice Gumball May 30, 2022

social parsley 

Individuals that add no real value to a social setting. Like parsley, it adds to the over all aesthetic but is not integral and would not be noticed or missed if removed. Ultimately, a non-factor in the social world.
That guy was nice, but didn't really have anything valid or humorous to say. He was social parsley. NEXT.
social parsley by Haus of HMX July 6, 2011

Charlie Brown Parsley 

Nickname for weed, pot, reefer, grass, dope, Mary Jane, hash. You get the idea.
Her: Roll me some of that Charlie Brown Parsley.
Him: She a bad mfer for calling it Charlie Brown Parsley frfr.

Brad Paisley 

Brad Paisley is such a stud. I want him.
Brad Paisley by Laura_xKU July 20, 2010
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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