Passley 

A Passley is somebody who has the features and qualities of a Gorilla.
They are somebody who is widely regarded at tapped as they have no brain cells

She’s such a Passley today

Passley by Blice Gumball May 30, 2022

paisley

paisley is the most beautiful girl with stunning eyes and an amazing personality and a good sense of humor. all the guys like her and she has a ton of friends. she is smart and nice to everyone until you get on her bad side, things start going down hill. she does great in school and she loves to read books. she also has good taste in boys. only the best of the best and ones that are hard to find. and once you loose her out of your life you will never get back into her life. paisley has a strong heart and she can easily make friends with almost anyone.

don’t you see that girl. she’s such a paisley😍

paisley by funnycookke January 30, 2018

Kisses for Paisley 

Only the best movie in the entire world, featuring Chad Pitt as Daniel Paisley, struggling to free the limbless nugget people from their cruel concentration camps.

"Hey have you seen Kisses for Paisley?"

"Yeah it's awesome! that's what Twilight is based off of, right?"

"Yeah, I love the nuggets!"

Kisses for Paisley by I <3 KfP April 9, 2010

social parsley 

Individuals that add no real value to a social setting. Like parsley, it adds to the over all aesthetic but is not integral and would not be noticed or missed if removed. Ultimately, a non-factor in the social world.

That guy was nice, but didn't really have anything valid or humorous to say. He was social parsley. NEXT.

social parsley by Haus of HMX July 6, 2011

Charlie Brown Parsley 

Nickname for weed, pot, reefer, grass, dope, Mary Jane, hash. You get the idea.

Her: Roll me some of that Charlie Brown Parsley.
Him: She a bad mfer for calling it Charlie Brown Parsley frfr.

Charlie Brown Parsley by charliebrownlover123 January 7, 2023

Brad Paisley 

One word: Freaking sexy.

Brad Paisley is such a stud. I want him.

Brad Paisley by Laura_xKU July 20, 2010

Chopping parsley 

Eatting pussy

Steps for sex:

1. Kissing
2. Touching
3. Chopping parsley
4. Insertion

After we kissed, I slid her pants off and began chopping her parsley

Chopping parsley by MJBL January 10, 2012