pander bear 

A candidate running for political office who shamelessly attempts to lure in votes by making patronizing and empty concessions and shows of support for particular special interests.

Observer 1: OMG did you see how John McCain has started hanging out with that crazy guy who runs a megachurch in Georgia to try to get the evangelical vote?

Observer 2: yeah, what a Pander Bear.

pander bear by chrlz qr March 24, 2008

Pander Bear 

One who will shamelessly promote themselves, their business, their products, their agenda, etc. on a consistent basis for personal gain. A Pander Bear will often utilize multiple social networks to promote themselves.

All of his updates are about his website-what a Pander Bear!

Pander Bear by Self-confessed Pander Bear June 17, 2009

Pander bear 

Noun: A small bear chained to Kathleen Kennedy's desk inside the Disney studios executive suite that eats caucasian actors and excretes female actors of color to replace them in films after several months of digestion.

Did you hear the Pander bear ate episode IV from Star Wars? Now han solo is a chick with dreadlocks and Chewbacca's been replaced by Awkwafina.

Pander bear by Flailing Dumpster March 27, 2024

Pander Beard

Someone who grows a beard to cosplay Everyman.

JD Vance, Ted Cruz and Donald Trump Jr are a few Pander Beards who grew facial hair in an effort to be appeal and relate to regular people.

Pander Beard by urknotreel June 15, 2026

Pander Beard

Someone who grows a beard to cosplay Everyman.

JD Vance, Ted Cruz and Donald Trump Jr are a few Pander Beards who grew facial hair in an effort to be appeal and relate to regular people.

Pander Beard by urknotreel June 15, 2026

PanderBear 

Noun: One who chronically flatters and people-pleases in a misguided attempt to make people feel good about themselves.

PanderBears often give those around them an unwarranted sense of safety, trust and dependence.

PanderBears are not malicious, but rather fear not being liked by others so they go out of their way to make those around them feel good at any cost.

"When I pointed out the herd of models that had just walked into the bar, and mentioned how I wished I could dump some of the 20 pounds I had gained onto just one of them so she could be a normal girl, he said to me, 'Please, you're still the hottest girl in this place. Everyone is checking you out, not them.' He is such a PanderBear, but I love it!"

PanderBear by Capybarrra January 26, 2012

panderbear 

n. A panda that pimps

"Ahhh! That panderbear is causing pandermonium"

panderbear by ploppy November 21, 2002