PanderBear 

Noun: One who chronically flatters and people-pleases in a misguided attempt to make people feel good about themselves.

PanderBears often give those around them an unwarranted sense of safety, trust and dependence.

PanderBears are not malicious, but rather fear not being liked by others so they go out of their way to make those around them feel good at any cost.

"When I pointed out the herd of models that had just walked into the bar, and mentioned how I wished I could dump some of the 20 pounds I had gained onto just one of them so she could be a normal girl, he said to me, 'Please, you're still the hottest girl in this place. Everyone is checking you out, not them.' He is such a PanderBear, but I love it!"

PanderBear by Capybarrra January 26, 2012

panderbear 

n. A panda that pimps

"Ahhh! That panderbear is causing pandermonium"

panderbear by ploppy November 21, 2002

panderverse 

An "alternate" universe where favorite characters have been horribly mutilated via gender- and/or race-swapping, intended to pander to the "woke" crowd.

They replace the Tin Woodsman with Ms. Stainless Steel Woodswoman? This isn't Oz, this is the PANDERVERSE!

panderverse by Maschinenmensch November 2, 2023

pandabearguy 

the majestic beast who bears witness to countless acts of savagery in the manliest game ever (Starcraft).

he has endured many a spider mine to the face, and suffered the scorn of frequent psi storms.

the pandabearguy knows; he sees the dropship.

pandabearguy by dobbersp May 6, 2009

Trash Panderer 

Noun;

-An individual of a marginalized demographic (PoC, LGBTQ, etc) who espouses views that are antithetical to the character, societal harmony, and well-being of their own demographic for the purposes of profit.

-An individual who espouses views that traditional adversaries of their own race, religion, ethnic origin, sexual orientation or identity, gender, or other cultural disposition, agree with and react by in some way compensating the individual either directly or indirectly.

- An individual who seeks profit by compromising their own demographic, specifically using media and networking.

Etymological/Cultural note: "Trash Panda" is a linguistic reference to a raccoon, due to the observation that raccoons invade trash containers looking for food, and they are somewhat 'panda' like. "Trash Panderer" was deliberately constructed to reflect a racial epithet that is currently being used by people of the Black community to describe black people who espouse an anti-black narrative for profit.

-"Candy Orrins is a straight coon ho!"
"Yeah, that trash-pandering b*tch is pulling down cash by stomping on us."

- "Mike Massaw, black man turned white-trash panderer..."

- "He's telling homophobes that gay men are child molesters. That makes him a hypocrite and a trash-panderer."

- "Conservatives love a trash panderer to come along and tell them they're 'Totally Not Racist™', they love hearing a black woman tell them that."

Trash Panderer by BsBuzzsaw August 16, 2020

pander bear 

A candidate running for political office who shamelessly attempts to lure in votes by making patronizing and empty concessions and shows of support for particular special interests.

Observer 1: OMG did you see how John McCain has started hanging out with that crazy guy who runs a megachurch in Georgia to try to get the evangelical vote?

Observer 2: yeah, what a Pander Bear.

pander bear by chrlz qr March 24, 2008

Canderbear 

The cutest sweetest little crackheads known to man, often very picky about alot of things. Constantly changing their haircolor its hard to spot one of these amazing creatures, but if you do hold it tight and never let it go.

You're the most gorgeous Canderbear i've ever seen!

Canderbear by Dusty Massacre April 14, 2010