A person who is so dumb, that thier brain isn't even a brain anymore, it's just a panini. This is normally an insult if used by commoners, but if ever used on you by Chef Gordon Ramsey, you will be blessed beyond measure.

Gordon: HEY PANINI HEAD! ARE YOU LISTENING TO ME?

panini head by Shimmiling._ December 2, 2017

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Indian panini

A bunch of Indian dudes singing the greatest remix of all time. Truly glorious. Makes Lil Nas X jealous.

Indian panini: In extreme Indian accent: “hey panini don’t you be a meanie.”

Indian panini by Lil Nas Y October 29, 2019

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Pubic panini

A panini composed entirely of bread and pubes.

Shit! That transgender gorilla lunch-lady got her fuckin’ pubes all over my panini! If I see a pubic panini again, I swear to God!

Pubic panini by Cray Cray J April 2, 2019

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Pittsburgh Panini

The act of shitting into a wad of TP, placing into the baby-changing station, then pressing it closed.

Boyfriend: Hey, the cashier at McDonald's got my order wrong.
Girlfriend: Give 'em the ol' Pittsburgh Panini!

Pittsburgh Panini by SwellStuff December 3, 2019

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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