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Pamperface 

Someone who is so brainwashed by the COVID-19 fear mongering that they wear a mask/face covering every waking moment of the day, even while out in public alone when no "Mandatory" coverings are required or while alone in their car. They also ride your case for "Threatening to kill the world" because your not doing the same bat-shit crazy shit they are.
Guy1: Look at that dude wearing a mask in his car while it's scorching out.
Guy2: What a Pamperface.
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paperfacing 

You put a napkin on your face, and then you put on glasses.
You put a napkin on your face, and then you put on glasses. You're paperfacing.
paperfacing by Menudo T. July 27, 2011
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Pooperface

Susan is the queen pooperface of the White Mountains.
Pooperface by Sandy July 18, 2003

Pooperface

Susan is the queen pooperface of the White Mountains.
Pooperface by Sandy July 18, 2003

paperfaced 

an imaginary term made up out of the blue when your high on marijiuana
Bob: Yo, did you see steve? Tim: Yeah, he was just paperfaced
paperfaced by AnimeHzrd16 May 18, 2011

pamperfuck 

1) To use your wealth to extravagantly spoil your closest friends and family without reciprocation.

2) to perform anal while the adult recipient is wearing Pampers.
1) "After receiving my grandfather's inheritance, I decided to pamperfuck all of my friends with custom Rolexes."

2) "Hey beb! If we're doing anal tonight you're going to have to pamperfuck me"

"Why beb?"

"Because I just got new white sheets."
pamperfuck by sanchen November 4, 2013

pamperfuck 

The act of having sexual intercourse while both participants wear Pamper’s diapers™️
Man: Gee willikers! I had the greatest pamperfuck last night!
pamperfuck by kkryszz December 22, 2021