pamperfuck

1) To use your wealth to extravagantly spoil your closest friends and family without reciprocation.

2) to perform anal while the adult recipient is wearing Pampers.

1) "After receiving my grandfather's inheritance, I decided to pamperfuck all of my friends with custom Rolexes."

2) "Hey beb! If we're doing anal tonight you're going to have to pamperfuck me"

"Why beb?"

"Because I just got new white sheets."

by sanchen November 4, 2013

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pamperfuck

The act of having sexual intercourse while both participants wear Pamper’s diapers™️

Man: Gee willikers! I had the greatest pamperfuck last night!

by kkryszz December 22, 2021

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paperfuck

A paperfuck is any document that can totally screw you such as: a lawsuit, legal charges, failing grades on a transcript, a police report, etc. etc.

It can also be used a verb.

Cop: I know that you know where the suspect is, now tell me where he's hiding or I will paperfuck you out of this university so fast!
UCLA Student: I swear I don't know, I think he has friends in Santa Cruz.

Daniel: How are you doing man?
Kyle: Awesome, I totally just paperfucked the guy who slashed my tires.

by SNUKnight April 20, 2008

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Pamperface

Someone who is so brainwashed by the COVID-19 fear mongering that they wear a mask/face covering every waking moment of the day, even while out in public alone when no "Mandatory" coverings are required or while alone in their car. They also ride your case for "Threatening to kill the world" because your not doing the same bat-shit crazy shit they are.

Guy1: Look at that dude wearing a mask in his car while it's scorching out.
Guy2: What a Pamperface.

by TheTruthHurtsDontIt? August 22, 2020

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