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Jan Paloi 

It's a slang term commonly used in Bruneian-Malay which means "Don't be a retard" or "Don't be a dumbass", a shortened version for "Jangan jadi paloi"

In Standard Malay, it means "Jangan jadi bodoh sangat".
Guy 1: Inda ku sabar aga ke NYC, liat Eiffel Tower (I can't wait to go to NYC, visit the Eiffel Tower)

Guy 2: Jan Paloi, Eiffel Tower tu di Paris (Don't be a retard, The Eiffel Tower is in Paris)
Jan Paloi by Amazing LeeD January 7, 2018

National Paloi is happy day 

NATIONAL PALOI ID HAPPY DAY IS THE DAY WHERE PALOI IS ALWAYS HAPPY BECAUSE OF DADDY
“Wow babe can you believe how happy i am today?”
“Well duh it’s national paloi is happy day”

Sarah Palin 

Tina Fey did a spot on impression of Sarah Palin on SNL the other night. You betcha I'm a hockey mom hangin' out shootin' moose with Joe 6-Pack!!! We are just a team of mavericks gettin' all mavericky on the issues.
Sarah Palin by Matt Weller January 20, 2009
The opposite of tanning.

To sit in a room with shades drawn allowing no sunlight in.

To hide away from all sunlight.

No fake tans.
Girl 1- Hey, why are you just sitting in that dark closet?

Girl 2- SHUT THE DOOR!!! I'M PALING!!!

Girl 1- That's so weird...

Girl2- At least I'm not orange.
Paling by Beerbatteredbeefcurtains December 24, 2009

President Palin 

The scariest fucking idea EVER!!!
well,John McCain was 72, and many people think he's gonna die in the next four years, but I'm voting for him anyways, since I'm an idiot, and don't plan ahead. I'm the reason there might be a President Palin.
President Palin by Crank Feelinbad January 18, 2009
"Group Selfie" - A selfie taken with a pal or with a group of pals! Anything goes!

A pal can be defined as your friend, family member, stranger or animal.
"Hey! Let's take a Palfie!"

'I'm going to do a pet Palfie!"
Palfie by BrandNames May 17, 2014
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
Word of the Day on October 19, 2026

Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
Word of the Day on October 18, 2026

fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
Word of the Day on October 17, 2026
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