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Palmella 

Palmella is every man's girlfriend when they don't have one. Palmella will always put out, anytime, any place, for as long or as short as you like. She is not selfish, your satisfaction is all that matters.
Badman - Yow, Redman's been locked up from time.

Hoodman - Janno blood, Palmella's been gettin it!
Palmella by Rudy Van Longhorn January 19, 2008
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Palmella Handerson and her five sisters

This refers to the palm of the hand and the five fingers,and is a term used for masterbating
I bet you had fun in the bathroom with Palmella Handerson and her five sisters
A beautiful girl who is outstanding at every subject and is a teachers pet. She is loved by the boys at all times and has a big booty.
Person one: look it's pamella
Person two: omg she is beautiful and talented

Palmela Handerson 

1) The sad hand you use to masturbate with that you wish was a real woman.

2) The happy hand you’re really proud to masturbate with when you’ve given up on real women.
Its been hard lately man, Palmela Handerson just hasn’t been enough lately.

Well Shelly was a real bitch, glad I’m with Palmela Handwrson now.
Palmela Handerson by Cerebrus12 January 20, 2019

Palmela Handerson 

The name given to the hand a guy uses to masterbate.
Meet my girlfriend Palmela Handerson.(Shows his right hand)
Palmela Handerson by 6B October 30, 2007

Palmela Handerson 

The phrase "Palmela Handerson", is a joking term used to make reference to masturbation. The term synergizes masturbation with actress Pamela Anderson, famous from the 90s T.V. show "Baywatch", and former girlfriend of drummer Tommy Lee, from Mötley Crüe.
"My buddy has no real girlfriend to have sex with, but he does have "Palmela Handerson" to get himself off."
Palmela Handerson by TommyTheJaay October 21, 2018
A really funny person who doesn't have to do much to make you laugh. She is known for her "spicy" but loving personality. She is only close with a few people, but will do anything for those lucky individuals. She has a softer beauty, but mesmerizing green eyes that make many guys attracted to her. She isn't the skinniest and doesn't have the biggest boobs but has a nice round booty. She has amazingly natural colored hair, such as chocolate brown. Sometimes its takes a lot for her to open up to you, but when she does that means you are extremely important to her. She can be very shy when she is uncomfortable in a situation but for the most part she is quite outgoing. She loves food, movies, and her friends. She can get distracted very easily but if she really tries in school she can be very smart. She has an extremely bad procrastination issue. Pamella is a very rare type of beauty and an amazing friend.
person 1: Wow i love Pamella she is so beautiful and kind!
person 2: she also has a fat ass!!
Pamella by Lolololunknown April 17, 2017
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