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Palk is the most deezed man in ur entire school. Most people are extremely jealous of him. He also gets the biggest bbc's ever. He gets hated on a lot especially by his friends but thats only because of jealousy. Never mess with a palk
Sheeshhhh brooo look at that new guy palk hes so damn deezed
Palk by Hottest kid December 27, 2018
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The Palk 

A sexually transmitted disease found in common prostitutes that causes you to loose the smart part of your brain go completely insane and you begin to think like a aryan opossom
Some one who has the Palk is almost impossible to be around as they become rabid with the whorish disease and turns into a beast who enjoys biting and the crys of a baby.
Sypmtoms include:hair turning blonde, OCD, consistently acting like you are high, and need to steal candly
The Palk is an uncomfortable disease cured with a lot of therapy.
BEWARE OF THE PALK!
also known as Yittles!
person 1-"oh man you guys i shouldnt have gone out with that skank, now i got the palk"
person 2-"you got the palk?!?!? AHH RUN!!!"





The Palk by random name=george February 27, 2009
Related Words
Palkin • Palkia • palko • Palkesh • Palking • Palkotacular • palkyi • Palk • palka • palkan
A person that is down to earth. They try hard to exceed their goals and never give up. They spend their times outdoors or helping out around town, even at home.

A person that is Palkash often tends to be independent. They are friendly but shy. They'd rather avoid human drama and enjoy the things life has to offer. They believe life is short and no moments of it should be wasted.
Wow! That person is very Palkash.

Today I plan to be more Palkash than just sitting around eating chips and playing Nintendo.

I feel i've wasted my life on social drama, I need to become more Palkash. That way I will finally figure out who I truly am and avoid the drama that goes around.
Palkash by emma0726 April 13, 2009
The legendary pokemon on the cover of Pokemon Pearl. It is found at the Spear Pillar and is only avaliable in the pearl version of Pokemon. It has the ability to distort space. It is described as a deity in Sinnoh-region mythology.
Palkia met at level 47
Palkia by CalebX July 16, 2007

Palkotacular 

adjective. Palkotacular- a word commonly used to describe something cool or in style. Often used in conversations in between fellow teenagers.
Jim- "Hey Justin, I just got a new lime green Mustang GT."
Justin-"Is it Palkotacular?"
Jim- "You bet your sweet ass."
Palkotacular by Jpalko June 30, 2009
A guy who delivers porridge to ladies.
A person who delivers milk to hostel.
Someone delivering milk products to girls.
I saw a palkri cycling down.
Isn't he that palkri we saw yesterday!
Every girls like to be with palkri.
palkri by sebatt February 19, 2022
To piss and walk at the same time.
As Fly the Warrior was walking, he pulled out his dick and started pissing. He then screamed "Guys look i'm palking!"
palking by baby fritz May 24, 2009
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