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May go by various names: Pipi, Pipi Palito, Paulius, Pauli.

Palito is a handsome, sweet, loving, bright person who can make anyone happy with just a simple smile. Palito LOVES dogs. Palito has blonde hair and blue eyes and is most likely from Lithuania. He loves Borscht and he is or definitely always late.

He has great taste and whenever you see his face you just want to say "awww" and you probably will.

Strengths: Cuteness, Style, Smile,

Traits: First he's sour, then he's sweet (especially when his CNS is stimulated)

Weakness: Punctuality, Alarm Clocks, Red Light Cameras.

If you have a paulius keep him close and love him through thick and thin, he's a keeper!
"was the reservation at 8pm? I hope you told palito it was for 5pm so he shows up before we finish eating"
Palito by theoneandonlyguttapercha November 22, 2021

Palito chiquito

Reference to a guy with a very very very small penis
James has a palito chiquito to play with.
Palito chiquito by El científico November 6, 2017

Cagando el Palito 

When you're scared; When you're nervous that shit is gonna hit the fan.

(Not to be confused with Cagando el Palo.)
When the MP was doing his military police assignment of guarding the border of North Korea & South Korea, he said he was "Cagando el Palito"
Cagando el Palito by missAA April 18, 2013
A man that is so good at doing backrounds
Wow hes such a paolito
Paolito by zereph February 23, 2023

paritosh 

Paritosh is a hindu name for a boy. The name means 'a gift granted by the gods'. There are just 71 people named paritosh in the country of india among over 1.3 billion people. The most common name being Raju. So this name, paritosh is as unique as the humans named so and stands out in the crowd. Paritosh's have a huge charisma around them, are task masters, innate leaders and influencers. They are loved and respected wherever they go.
The day he came into my life, i knew he is the paritosh god has sent for me.
paritosh by k1ngslayer August 18, 2019

PatitoTWT 

A very loving and funny community on Twitter made by hispanic and latine fans of the famous content creator, Quackity.
Person 1: Hey! Were you listening the PatitoTWT space last night?
Person 2: Oh, I missed it! Hopefully I can catch it next time. ^_^
PatitoTWT by skzzzm June 24, 2021
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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