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The act of giving a blow job from under the president's desk.
by brooks December 31, 2003
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1. A person pretending to be a lawyer without the necessary skills.
2. A man who wears a combover apparently not knowing it is totally embarrassing to his/herself.
Mr. Politowski is acting like such a Politowski.
by Shane Rasmussen January 21, 2003
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1. Someone who never knows who he's talking to
2. Someone suffering from being bipolar
3. Dog lover (perhaps in more than one sense)
4. Man who enjoys prunes or prune juice
Politowski was screaming at me while writing a pass out on the back of a dog calendar and sipping prune juice.
by Astronomical Ray/RayPol February 27, 2003
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1.One who has more Liver spots then hair on his head.

2.One who makes love to little children named Matt Rasmussen.
1.It is fun to play connect the dots with a Politowski
2.Matt Rasmussen is having a quickie with a Politowski.
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