Politowski

The act of giving a blow job from under the president's desk.

Did you hear president Clinton got a politowski.

by brooks December 31, 2003

Politowski

1. A person pretending to be a lawyer without the necessary skills.
2. A man who wears a combover apparently not knowing it is totally embarrassing to his/herself.

Mr. Politowski is acting like such a Politowski.

by Shane Rasmussen January 21, 2003

Politowski

man with little or no feeling in his genitals

look his "politowski" doesn't work

by the Indian Sub January 24, 2003

Politowski

1. Someone who never knows who he's talking to
2. Someone suffering from being bipolar
3. Dog lover (perhaps in more than one sense)
4. Man who enjoys prunes or prune juice

Politowski was screaming at me while writing a pass out on the back of a dog calendar and sipping prune juice.

by Astronomical Ray/RayPol February 27, 2003

Politowski

1.One who has more Liver spots then hair on his head.

2.One who makes love to little children named Matt Rasmussen.

1.It is fun to play connect the dots with a Politowski
2.Matt Rasmussen is having a quickie with a Politowski.

by NickColinNicoleSusanKatieKatarinaNicoleValerieStef January 28, 2003

Politowski

a person you don't personally know, but you've heard is gay

Are you saying Mr. Politowski is a politowski?

by jew doctor January 27, 2003

Politowski

a polish lebowski

if a blond and a politowski jump off a cliff....which one will land first?

by dimensio February 01, 2003