Paintle

When a mans penis gets caught in a zipper.

I had to get surgery when my dick got paintled

by sex terms May 20, 2014

Painterly

A word made by Moriah Elizabeth, the term painterly is used when you want to describe fancy type of painty style.

"I am making a very painterly style rainbow"
"the looks very painterly"

by *pxstolla* August 18, 2020

a famous austrian painter

uh... we'll save this one for later.

tes tickles: hey, i heard some guy talking about a famous austrian painter. do you know who he is?
mike hawk: hitler.

tes tickles: dang. we should build a statue for whoever killed him!
mike hawk: dude.

by a famous austrian painter May 4, 2021

Painterly

This word is created by Moriah Elizabeth. It means...Idk how to explain it, just watch her videos and subscribe to her to find out, she is the best =)

This seashell is painterly? .___.

by Killer Coffee August 8, 2020

Piss Painter

One who will bring on the piss. Can be hired on google. Will couat you down for a reasonable price.

"That kid smelled like he was dipped in a vat of piss. Like he woke up that morning and said "Whoo! Bring on the piss!" and someone brought on the piss. I don't know who would bring piss on, but you can pretty much hire anybody on Google these days. Just type in Piss Painters and someone will coat you down for a reasonable price."

by Tetyana October 14, 2006

leet custom painted

When something is so completely and utterly retarded.

Spawned from a man selling a $40 guitar overdrive pedal for $400 because he painted it and tagged it "custom painted."

This guy's selling a guitar overdrive pedal he built from $40 worth of Radio Shack parts for $400?! ZOMG that's so LEET CUSTOM PAINTED!!!1//oneslash

by l0vemetal January 14, 2008

legs painted on

When you've been steadily partaking of alcohol, hash cookies, bongs etc in the seated position, only to realise upon standing up that you're too goddamn wasted for your legs to be capable of fulfilling their normal function. Derived from the practice of painting on (or using decals to represent) non-functional elements to decorate cars (eg bullet holes), model aircraft (eg instrument panels) and so forth.

I thought I was still OK until I went to take a dump with my legs painted on and ended up shitting myself in the hallway.

Girl: Let's take this to the bedroom.
Guy: AllRIGHT! Yeah baby -- oh shit, your legs are painted on, I'm gonna have to drag your ass.

I can't believe you survived that bike ride with your legs painted on, man, you puked all over my garage and went to sleep on a wheel ramp.

by Gun Arvidssen October 16, 2008