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Paintaphilia 

A fettish where people have an attraction for people who have an unnatural skin colors (example would be red, blue or gray) , or unnatural shades for real skin colors (example frost white, golden yellow, or Jet black). These people often obtain this fettish by some media figure with an unnatural human skin tone, mostly from cartoons. Wether

they get it from Steven Universe or Helltaker the what is mostly shocking is how little this is brought up considering how little many people probably already have this without knowing.
Yo dude that guy wishes that he could have she-hulk as his gf.
Lol dude that's some Paintaphilia level stuff.
Paintaphilia by Syrian boi January 26, 2021
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Pantaphilia

A sexual desire for any and every object or fetish.
I have pantaphilia.

I am sexually attracted to everything.

Jared has pantaphilia.
Pantaphilia by Goon Scholars United December 19, 2025

painphilianté 

when you’re doing your static image for your english assignment and you keep getting sidetracked.
Katy said to Mikayla “do your work!” but Mikayla said “I’m in too much painphilianté.

Pantophilia 

Sexual arousal from costumes meant for two or more people, like a pantomime horse or pantomime cow.
“I am a pantophiliac who wants to be the back half of your horse costume so I can eat your delicious ass?”
Hey did you check your Grindr? There’s a group of five pantophiliacs on Grindr and they want to do something called “Joey the Camel”?
Pantophilia by SirDickInMe69 July 11, 2024

baby pandaphiliac 

noun.

(1) someone with an unnatural or social unacceptable attraction to baby pandas and baby panda media (videos, pictures, children stories involving pandas).

(2) someone who craves the soft supple flesh of a baby panda,which is traditionally barbecued.

(3) someone who is engaged in sweet sweet love with an underage panda.
my girl would have saved that child from the burning building, but she is a baby pandaphiliac and was salivating over some you tube video involving pandas on slides.

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
Word of the Day on August 10, 2026
Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.
"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"
Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013
Word of the Day on August 9, 2026