Pantaphilia

A sexual desire for any and every object or fetish.

I have pantaphilia.

I am sexually attracted to everything.

Jared has pantaphilia.

Pantaphilia by Goon Scholars United December 19, 2025

phallo photo portaphilia 

The urge to put one's penis in a light socket.

"Thomas likes to stick his dick in light sockets, he must have phallo photo portaphilia!"

phallo photo portaphilia by Owen Lucas May 24, 2016

Paraphilia 

Paraphilia is a term that describes sexual arousal in response to sexual objects or situations which is considered abnormal or odd in some societies.

An example of a Paraphilia is necrophilia: sexual attraction to corpses.

Paraphilia by Mistercity August 6, 2006

Pantaphobia 

Afraid of everything.

Man: pantaphobia.

Man 2: what?
Man: that’s what it’s called pantaphobia. It’s not a fear of pants if that’s what you’re thinking. It’s a fear of everything, including pants I suppose, in that case, sorry go on.

Man 2: he hates crayons
Man: understandable

(If you watch Doctor who and have seen the eleventh doctors episodes you will know this quote)

Pantaphobia by Lezzy February 22, 2019

phallo-photo-portaphilia

The urge to place ones penis inside a light socket

I tell ya jimmy there are some strange fettishes out there like the other day online there was an entire section devoted to phallo-photo-portaphilia

phallo-photo-portaphilia by Bad mother fucker Beau Cater May 14, 2016

Paraphilia 

I'm pretty sure that's in America????
No wait I think I'm thinking of Philadelphia...

"Damn where you live girl???"
"Paraphilia."
"Where the fuck is that??"
"Bitch Idk goddamn"

Paraphilia by Crackhead Professor January 23, 2022

Panophilia

Being turned on by literally everything. Seriously. Everything.

That guy was such an panophiliac. I'm glad he's being arrested.

Panophilia by Bat Owl January 13, 2017