Painfucked

a description of the up most amount of pain, whether it be physically or being insulted verbally.

I got into a fist fight last night, and i totally beat the living shit out of him, he was sooo painfucked.

I was saying "yo mama" jokes to my friend, but then i stopped because from his eyes you could see how painfucked he was.

by super_fly_negro92 August 21, 2009

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rainfucked

When you are leading, tied or competitive in a golf match and then a rain delay hits and afterward you get destroyed.

We were only down one to a couple of 3-handicappers through 14 holes and getting strokes on 2 of the last 4 holes. The weather alert sounded and we got rainfucked. They came back out and made three consecutive birdies to win 2&1.

by Rod Timuquana July 9, 2022

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Parafucked

Adj.

To be paralyzed from the neck down.

Generally used by those who find insensitivity amusing or those who are just terrible doctors. It is particularly offensive to those who are or who know someone who is "Parafucked".

Example one
{Kyle}
I know what's up: he's completely ... Parafucked!! Ha-ha-ha!

{Party-Goers}
....

{Kyle}
Did everybody hear what I said? I said "Parafucked", ha-ha-ha!
You know, he's paralyzed and he's fucked, right? Get it? It's funny, right? Am I right? Totally hilarious! I'll bet you're all laughing on the inside, right? *Yammering on uselessly*

Example two
{Jim}

Uhn ... where am I?

{Doctor}
Hurray, you're alive!! Your spine got all weird and shit which is why you're here, duh, I know right? Anyway yeah, you're now completely Parafucked and stuff. So uh, don't try to escape, ha-ha! Ah .... Okay then, take care! *Leaves*

by Teh epic smart-ness !!one!one July 8, 2009

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