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1. A tryhard
2. A douche bag
3. Another name for the month of June.
1. Wow are you being a pahwk in this game.
2. Wow stop being such a pahwk.
3. Today is Pahwk 3rd.
Pahwk by Definitely no coboat June 13, 2018
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2+2 poker discussion slang for: "Play A Hand With Me"
You post a hand on the 2+2 forum and only include a little bit at a time, stopping each time the action gets to you. This is oposed to the normal, where you post the entire hand, except the result. Usually, you will include PAHWM in the subject line: "Lets PAHWM".
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Pahwk pawkward phawk PAHKS Pawk pahkah pawky pahka pahkahlakah pahkamaa
1.A boy with a large, bean shaped head. Also, when you point at a pahky, you always say "look it's sah pahky!"

2.Can also mean "meh", as in not recognizing what a person has said to you.
1. Boy with big head walks by,
"Hey sah pahky, sup?"

2. Person 1: "I heard you broke up with your girlfriend".
Person 2: "Pahky" or "Pahky Labala"
pahky by Jack Weeeh May 6, 2007

Pahk The Cah in Hahvahd Yahd 

Popular depiction of a "Masshole" (Person from Massachusetts) and their accent. Though, the weathah heah is wicked bzah.
Don't Pahk The Cah in Hahvahd Yahd or I'll tow ya. Go back to Amherst, if ya can phanounce it cohhectly.
Just another word to describe a pasty white kid who tends to be quite fluffy during the holidays. This pasty usually complains that he cannot find enough time in the day to consume his desired amount of donuts. The pasties led by king pasty (pahks) are usually from the cold, miserable, wanna-be cool northeastern state of Massachusetts.
Today Pahks was not a happy camper because Mcdonalds ran out of double cheese burgers.
PAHKS by CUZZZ IM FROM NEWWW YORRKKK September 9, 2010
A polite way of saying "phukk".
Gee w00t tis phawkin n00b si teh ghey shice!!!11!1
phawk by macist February 6, 2005

Central Pahk 

sin·trul pak

Noun:
A public park in central Manhattan, New York City.

Interjection:
used to express general positive sentiment/agreement.
Central Pahk by Kloet March 22, 2017
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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