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Just another word to describe a pasty white kid who tends to be quite fluffy during the holidays. This pasty usually complains that he cannot find enough time in the day to consume his desired amount of donuts. The pasties led by king pasty (pahks) are usually from the cold, miserable, wanna-be cool northeastern state of Massachusetts.
Today Pahks was not a happy camper because Mcdonalds ran out of double cheese burgers.
PAHKS by CUZZZ IM FROM NEWWW YORRKKK September 9, 2010
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Slurping on your boss' nut until you get that cantaloupe juice, or until Joe buys you a house.
Yo, did you hear about the dude from Fyre fest Parksing to get some water bottles? Shit is wild fam
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Guy 1: What are you watching?
Guy 2: Just watching the best show ever Parks and Recreation
Parks and Recreation by Addiema April 26, 2013

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People called Pakshan are usually individuals of unfathomable intellect and coolness. A sensational lover with a monster cock, Pakshans conquer whatever hinders them in their path.
Person 1: Dude! I went to that chick and totally pulled off a Pakshan

Person 2: lucky f*ck!!
Pakshan by Hottie69.5 December 11, 2013

Parksism 

The political ideology of having one man in a room with a nuke button as the only form of government
Lets vote for Bobby. He is a follower of parksism.
Parksism by Bobby Junior the 2nd October 21, 2021

parkseidon 

The god of parking lot.
He decides for your cars parking spot,if you can't find a spot,it's better you start to believe him..
-Where the hell are you Casey?!!
-i guess Parkseidon is ignoring me dude,i couldn't find a hole for parking,that's why i am late
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