Padresing 

(verb) 1 Failing miserably and/or by a wide margin 2. Horribly embarrassing yourself in front of loved ones and strangers alike. 3. Having multiple records broken against you while at the same time setting dubious records that have stood since the 1900s. 4. When it never fails to have ex-Padres hit multiple home runs against in PETCO Park or pitchers come back and shove seven innings of two-hit ball. 5. Every major leaguer who grew up in San Diego wanting to be a Padres player comes back to haunt you with a game-winning walk-off hit.

In 2023 the baseball team in San Diego was favored to win the World Series decided that Padresing would be the way to go by not making the playoffs or having a winning record, despite the 250 million dollar payroll.

Padresing by Pigroaster16 September 14, 2023

Parksing

Slurping on your boss' nut until you get that cantaloupe juice, or until Joe buys you a house.

Yo, did you hear about the dude from Fyre fest Parksing to get some water bottles? Shit is wild fam

Parksing by Joseph Buddens Jr May 21, 2021

parising 

Excesivly spoiling your child, relative, or loved one. To the point that the person can just spend their time doing whatever they want.

You bought your kid an xbox and a wii; Your totally parising them.

Stop parising your sister and make her get a job.

parising by Oncomingstorm7 December 15, 2008

parsing 

(Verb) 1. A lull in conversation (usually conference calls, video chats, or other group meeting scenarios) due to technical difficulties.

2. An excuse from participating in unsavory recreational activities that are technologically driven.

Sorry for parsing just now, IT doesn’t have their shit together.

No Denise, I can’t spotify and sidehug because my (insert technical device here) is parsing.

parsing by Tricountytreecare April 18, 2019

Rosa Parksing 

The act of having sex with a black girl in the back of a bus. Moving or stationary. The blacker the berry, the sweeter the juice.

I was getting some sweet black pussy in the back of the bus last night. Rosa Parksing at its finest.

Rosa Parksing by Power Zaneger March 8, 2019

Padnising 

To slow dance with one girl and then go and kiss another girl

Josh: Ryan is padnising
Marc: so Ryan is slow dancing with one girl and kissing another?

Padnising by Padnis November 20, 2016

Padening 

1. The act of performing a hobby on a higher level than the average hobbyist. Typically to an illegal extent.

2. Fast car logic; implied

Person 1: “This is getting problematic, did he go padening at the Lowe’s again?”

Person 2: “Yea. Didn’t you see him with the disassembled forklift on the roof of the Honda?”

Padening by EvilKitty3000 July 12, 2025