PaddleHeads

A term used to relay a really bad idea, typically in a group setting.

The six people sitting around the conference table, “What should we rename the team? How about the PaddleHeads, Billy said.”

by xx406xx November 4, 2019

PaddleHeads

A term used for a group of duffers who float down the river.

"Those Paddleheads are floating down the river in their uniforms!"

by StrangeUnexplained November 8, 2019

praddlehead

Someone who is a moronic prat beyond all forms of help

You are a complete praddlehead

by Demigod Daisy August 3, 2017

peddlehead

Derogatory slang term for someone riding a bicycle. Typically applied to the arrogant, reckless city riders found in places like Cambridge or Manhatten. They will show little regard for traffic signales, motorists, pedestrians or anyone other than themselves.

Kristi: Hey! What happened to your side mirror?
Connor: Fucking Peddlehead took it off while I was at a red light.

Kristi: Did he at least apologize?
Connor: Nope, he gave me a dirty look and kept on peddling.

Kristi: What a douche...

by Pretty Boy Steve December 18, 2015

Paddlehands

Paddlehands is an urban legend. He once was a man. But, something snapped in him. Changed him. Warped his hands and his mind. Gave him a hankering for catspankings. Tranny chasing. Tomfoolery of all nefarious sorts.

Ed had the urge to spank his cat, from this day forth he shal be known across the land as PADDLEHANDS

by Turdburglar April 18, 2012