Packed In

When you are able bodied but mentally unwilling and/or tired to leave your dwelling.

Friend #1; Hey bro, want to hit the pub?
Friend #2; Packed in, bro.
Friend #1; Damn.

by GeorgeLaz January 17, 2019

Packed in

(of a machine) break down.

"at Gatwick, the engine packed in"

by Arminkshipper June 20, 2025

Packed it in

stop what one is doing

"He was too tired to continue the task, so he simply packed it in and went to bed."

by Arminkshipper June 20, 2025

Parked in the Alley

Similar to being Parked in the Red Zone. Parked in the Alley refers to when a girl will not put out anal sex for you and only allows vaginal sex. Despite efforts to slip it in the old bunghole you are refused entry and will never be able to do more than to slide your knob between those cheeks and around that bung but never go deep.

Dan was constantly trying to knock on Dana's back door. Despite the coaxing, she always left him Parked in the Alley.

by Eaton Holgoode April 22, 2015

parked in

The state of being unable to enter your vehicle because some dickhead parked too close to the door. The solution to this is usually to have to enter the other side of the vehicle and climb through, although if you're parked in on both sides, you are hosed.

I got parked in by some dickhead in a mini the other day. I smashed all the windows and tipped the damn thing over.

by Trinadtsat Tomitsu December 28, 2007

parked in goofy

When you park your car in a very large parking lot and have to practically take a tram to get back to it. Each section of the parking lot at Walt Disney World is labeled by character names, and Goofy is the section farthest from the ticket center. Similar to BFE.

Yeah, I got to school late again. I'm parked in goofy for the 3rd time this week.

by justageekboy May 13, 2006

Parked in

When family comes over to your house to visit and their car blocks your access to move your vehicle to get away.

Grandpa, can you move your car...you have me parked in!

by Masterofnone76 February 22, 2017