Pachka

It is used when someone makes a fool of themselves while doing something they were previously boasting about.

That Mrig next doors said she could easily sneak out at night for the party, well now she is grounded. Mrig had a pachka.

by Revokey August 8, 2020

pachka

Slang for a mistress. Comes from Ukrainian/Russian "пачка" meaning "package."

Take a look at his pachka; she's hot!

by Javaballs March 11, 2014

pacha

an evil woman, a witch

Me: "Hey Joe, your Mom sure is a pacha"
Joe: "Did it?"

by the yeaher April 21, 2023

Steve Pachal

The act of using your own fecal matter as lube to masterbate in a public restroom.

I had to steve pachal before leaving the restaurant.

by #stevepachal June 7, 2016

the kennedy package

used on S9 E2 of how I met your mother

The kennedy package - entails having a bartender serve you continuous amounts of alcohol so that you will never have your drink hand empty .

Any time you see me without a drink in my hand you put a drink in my hand!!!

OOOO So you want the Kennedy package?

by Magik Jownson September 24, 2013

the whole package

A person who possesses all the ideal qualities one is searching for. In terms of a stereotypical potential spouse, a person who is the whole package would have a beautiful face, a great body, intelligence, humor, kindness, confidence, financial stability, maturity, etc. A prospective employee who is the whole package would have breadth and depth of experience, constant creativity, initiative, great communication skills, assertive leadership, unimpeachable integrity, punctuality, and so forth.

"Wow. This new marketing director is the whole package. Everything about her is awesome."

by makerofwords March 16, 2013

Total Package

Someone who has it all, looks, personality, intelligence, creativity, multi talented, is good at "it."

Bill; "Why you hang so much wit Andrea?"

Stephen; "She got it all man, she's the Total Package!"

Bill; "True dat!"

by gamisiking July 1, 2016