Paccament 

A fat person

Look at this paccament

Paccament by Milkshaker May 13, 2020

Quartz, Parchment, Shears 

What we called "Rock, Paper, Scissors" back in the good ol' days.

The best way to settle a difference over a chair is a good old fashioned game of Quartz, Parchment, Shears.

Quartz, Parchment, Shears by MordoAndRigs October 29, 2012

Parchment Class 

Endless Suffering for anybody who takes the class. People named Finn are unable to pass this class

Person 1: Dude i have Parchment class
Person 2: Good thing your name isn't Finn

Parchment Class by Not a Finn December 30, 2020

Parlamentied 

A major screw-up at your own hands. This usually occurs at a critical junction or at the last possible moment that something could go wrong. Often is committed when with the opposite sex.

So I almost went all the way with Cindy last night, but I totally parlamentied it by getting cookie crumbs all inside the condom.

Parlamentied by The Masked Thrower October 16, 2008

Papjamento 

Form of Dutch spoken in Suriname, which is a former Dutch colony.

I speak Papjamento.

Papjamento by Jafje May 20, 2007

parchmental

The state of mind one enters after a prolonged period of alcohol abstinence.

"I hear our great friend Chowny is going parchmental out there. They tell me the poor bloke has not laid eyes on a schooner for over 9 days!"

parchmental by Albert Dickfos April 21, 2019

Parchment

State of being relating to thirst.

I am in complete and total parchment today!

Parchment by Tromboneguy February 4, 2010