Suriname

One of the 4 non-Spanish speaking countries in the Continent of South America. We speak Dutch over there because we are a former colony of the Netherlands. However, we have our own english-based creole, which is called Sranan Tongo. Suriname is home to people from Asian, Indian, or African backgrounds.

Fun Fact: Suriname has a street where a mosque is adjacent to a synagogue

Suriname by dutchpool007 March 5, 2019

Suriname

A nation in South America. It's a former Dutch colony. People still speak a form of Dutch there called papjamento. Suriname was taken over from the British, who got New Amsterdam (now known as New York) in return. Suriname won independance in 1975.

The Dutch that came there established massive sugar-producing slave plantations. The population of Suriname is mainly from The Netherlands, India, Indonesia, and Africa.

The Netherlands is the country the Dutch come from. The other 3 were the main places the Dutch broughy slaves from.
Suriname is located in South America.

Many people with roots in Africa live in Suriname.

Suriname by Jafje May 20, 2007

Suriname

A country that doesn't exist. Anybody who says they are from Suriname is either a liar, retard, alien, or Guyanese. It's supposed capital is Paramaribo, which is just water in the Atlantic ocean, and the people who tried going there and claiming that it is real got shot , and everyone who tried to take Google Street View images of it got shot as well. It has the oddly named Sipaliwini jungle, whom retards from Pee Pee island named it this. Finally and most famously it's president, Chan Santokhi, (whom you never heard of) is from Bangladesh and therefore is NOT Surinamese. This means that the president never learned that Suriname is just a gulf in the Atlantic ocean always thought it was a country. Dummy.

Compton guy : Where you from, cudi?
Weird guy on the block: I'm from Suriname bruhta!
Compton guy : STFU bruh, Suriname doesn't excist, stupid.
Weird guy on the block: (Starts acting weird and doing Surinamese things like stripping on the bus, and claiming Suriname exists)
Compton guy : Shoots the weird guy on the chest
The Weird Guy is actually from San Diego.

Suriname by KaRizzmuh February 20, 2023

suriname

a nation in south america, the dutch came here to establish massive sugar-producing slave plantations. after the nation won independence, numerous coups occured. it is currently a shaky democracy, resting on the balance of power between 4 seperate parties. most of the nation's money now comes from bauxite production. while most south american nations are primarily populated by people of hispanic and/or indiginous decent, the majority of surinamese are from india, indonesia, or africa- the 3 places where the dutch brought slaves from

suriname is a forgotten country.

suriname by Ben E. Hama February 4, 2007

Suriname

One of the 4 non-Spanish speaking countries in the Continent of South America. We speak Dutch over there because we are a former colony of the Netherlands. However, we have our own english-based creole, which is called Sranan Tongo. Suriname is home to people from Asian, Indian, or African backgrounds.

Fun Fact: Suriname has a street where a mosque is adjacent to a synagogue

Suriname by dutchpool007 March 5, 2019

Suriname Toad

The act of busting a nut on a girl's back so that your sperm burrows itself into the skin on her back and matures into infants which burst out of her flesh when ready to be born, in a process similar to the reproductive cycle of the Suriname Toad.

"My girlfriend said cum on her back so I gave her the old Suriname Toad"

"I Suriname Toaded this chick last night"

Suriname Toad by FalconPaaaawnch August 19, 2018

surnamed 

The act of adding a surname to the phone contact of an ex after breaking up with them. Forms part of closure as usually only the bf/gf would be surname-less in an address book.

"Have you definitely finished it with Kylie then?"

"Yeah, it's official. I surnamed her this morning."

surnamed by sternboller March 30, 2012