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Punishment 

If you're satan and this is hell... Why aren't you punishing me?
Hym "I would imagine to broaden the distribution of suffering across time. Forever. Because you have an eternity of suffering to endure. Your fine now but someone whose been sex trafficked (and not in the Tate way where the women just do whatever they want AND make a million dollars AND do it of thier own volition.) is meeting their new rape-slave master right now... A cobalt mining slave is coughing ip blood. You wouldn't even be reading this if he wasn't... The lost goes on. And then you delude yourself into believing that the absence of suffer is the result of some sort of existential superiority... So much so that you're willing rub it in the faces of the people beneath you... It's hilarious! And that's your punishment. Pleasure at the cost of the suffering of others."
Punishment by Hym Iam March 4, 2023

Punishment 

the infliction or imposition of a penalty as retribution for an offense.
" Your crimes demand a just punishment"
Punishment by robert ownes November 24, 2019

Punishment 

A process involving the smoking of zoots (spliffs, doobies, joints, bifters etc..) where the number of herbal cigarettes is one less in number than the group of people smoking them.
Allow, Ben, please skin, otherwise it won't be punishment.
Punishment by ElBison86 December 18, 2011

punishment 

Something given by Mr. Roper - often involves drawing out a cartographical diagram in duplicate or triplicate.
"Ohhhhh that's it Mr. Roper, you tell him off"

"And if you think it's funny Dr. Hewitson you're punished as well! Do this map in duplicate you absolute shah!"
punishment by TGKF August 7, 2004

Punishment 

The satisfaction that the infidel who's life has slipped through their fingers at your hands after crossing the line will no longer be in pain.
Punishment completed
Punishment by bushlight December 11, 2017

punishment..

Like hell but worse...
don't question the role in .gg/luvv... you don't want it,

demons... they torture you,, scream your sins in your ears for eternity.. they will tug your nipples off but you are silent... you cant scream or beg for help...
some rip out their own nails then grind the bits in their teeth...
out of insanity you slowly tug out your teeth and grind the few left until theres nothing but dust..
your hair falls out then bugs chew on your scalp making it bleed until your brain is exposed..
"i was in punishment.."
punishment.. by luvv member September 25, 2021
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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