56 definitions by bushlight

Felonknees

The way a felons knees are after walking in ankle cuffs.

Aah the cuffs dug in my Achilles tendon real bad this time Bob my felonknees are getting worse.

by bushlight October 13, 2017

Cooley

The imprint left by sitting naked in the snow.

ThatIMFa wide Cooley.

by bushlight December 12, 2017

Prophet

One who regardless of your personal decision is expected to garuntee your tomorrow with their life in a third world country so go over there to ask for help.

A prophet is similar to a fortune teller.

by bushlight February 19, 2019

Computer calculator

A computer calculator, which may be good for some things like addition, subtraction and maybe even division is run from zEros and ones. Multiplication is an effort in futility.

This computer calculator is so stupid.

by bushlight February 19, 2019

Devil worship

To be glad when something bad happens.

Oh man, David lost the war and partied, what a devil worshiper.

by bushlight December 10, 2017

The wrong tree

The wrong tree is bad but I heard the bark makes good kindling for fires.

Your barking up the wrong tree.

by bushlight February 1, 2018

Retired

The point in life that if you are still around that you have already won and because of your age you should no longer be a functioning member in the game.

You should not punch a retired person.

by bushlight December 21, 2017