Definitions by bushlight

Gay pride 

Gay pride was an event where gay people would parade in front of the car wash so the soap swirls would make a rainbow on their clothes. Apparently was cancelled due to sexual harassment constituents by illegal aliens wielding lye solvent.

Gay pride was cancelled and better luck next time.

Gay pride by bushlight June 23, 2021

Lysol 

Lysol is a solvent for lye which dissolves soap scum on cars and dryer vents, washing machines, dishwashers showers and sinks. I recommend you reevaluate your property value and I will not pay 30,000 for a 1970 Camaro.

Lysol solvent removes soap scum.

Lysol by bushlight June 23, 2021

86 

Very offensive term saying this is a mistake. The bar will burn for offensive language such as this. The witches order will be notified that is in reference to 1986 and the Chinese zodiac is fire tiger which is only once every 60 years and predominantly wood.

The bartender said get the /86/firewood out if here

86 by bushlight June 23, 2021

Computer calculator 

A computer calculator, which may be good for some things like addition, subtraction and maybe even division is run from zEros and ones. Multiplication is an effort in futility.

This computer calculator is so stupid.

Computer calculator by bushlight February 19, 2019

Prophet 

One who regardless of your personal decision is expected to garuntee your tomorrow with their life in a third world country so go over there to ask for help.

A prophet is similar to a fortune teller.

Prophet by bushlight February 19, 2019

Import 

The import is a car made in a 2nd world country which by being blown off a road has high mileage because it kept rolling and ran away fast from a car made in America because it has high horsepower.

Import vs domestic drag race tonight.

Import by bushlight February 19, 2019

America 

The land of the free, the home of the brave. In America you can be an American because if you try to tell me to you and yang I don't know what hole to pee in so don't do it. The wall is there for a reason, stop trying to see through it.

Born in America.

America by bushlight February 17, 2019